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What's a better investment for a girl, 50k in student loans or 50k in cosmetic surgery?

Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:37 pm
Add to that, going to class 4 hours, 5 days a week, or going to the gym for 4 hours, 5 days a week.

Seems the latter, with 50k to fix nose, boob, stomach, butt issues, will be a better investment, but I'm open to hearing how an undergrad degree is more a guarantee of a comfortable life than landing a higher earning husband.

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Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:38 pm to
There are a lot of higher earning guys out there who want to marry an intelligent woman who can carry on an interesting conversation.
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:39 pm to
I’d hire a hot girl with perfect tits and some experience before hiring an ugly girl with double the experience.

I think the answer here is cosmetic surgery. In this society pretty girls have the advantage. Not saying it’s the right thing to do but I sure as hell don’t want to spend 8 hours a day looking at an ugly girl.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78964 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:39 pm to
Short term- plastic surgery.
Long term though- plastic surgery.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:41 pm to
No amount of surgery can help most uglies out there
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:45 pm to
Oh man this will be a fun thread, but it is useless in its current format without any pics
Posted by OTIS2
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Member since Jul 2008
50189 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:51 pm to
If she needs 50 grand in work, she’s ugly enough to need a degree. Send her to school.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 5:53 pm
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:53 pm to
50k in cosmetic surgery... just needs to find a rich enough guy to take the bait and she’s good for life.

Many girls that come to college are there to find their future husbands at least in the South but that’s slowly changing.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18649 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:54 pm to
Yep, choosing to marry a girl with no financial independence seems like a great idea that definitely won’t result in alimony payments
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9524 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 5:58 pm to
I feel bad for the guys who unknowingly marry/have kids a girl who's had serious plastic surgery.

Expecting children to come out like this...




They actually pop out like this...



This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 6:02 pm
Posted by Unknown_Poster
Member since Jun 2013
5758 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 6:14 pm to
Cosmetic surgery is pointless unless a person is inclined to stay in shape.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7394 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:29 pm to
Cosmetic surgery and go into industrial sales of any kind. I've seen fortunes spent on things that weren't needed just to have some face time with an attractive sales woman.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 7:31 pm to
How’s her face?

Girls need to be smarter than the pretty girls and prettier than the smart girls.
This post was edited on 8/25/19 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 8:18 pm to
Beauty fades. An education doesn’t.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18965 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:19 pm to
Really Depends on what you are starting with, and the desired degree.

But all women want fake tits, eventually. That’s money that will be spent, either way.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30374 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:22 pm to
This is actually a great question. My money is on the dumb, plastic bitch
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 9:29 pm to
Tell that girl to learn to weld
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50255 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:21 pm to
quote:


Seems the latter, with 50k to fix nose, boob, stomach, butt issues,

Assuming of course, that all will come out perfectly, without an error. Amirite?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54782 posts
Posted on 8/25/19 at 10:34 pm to
And there lies part of our country's modern day problem. Fewer and fewer people seem to value gaining knowledge and understanding of the world around them. Too much show not enough substance. Being that I, personally, don't suffer idiots well, the manufactured "beauty" you speak of holds no sway over me.
By all means, though, let some hack play with your daughter like a Frankenstein-like character so she can be easily led by some "higher earning husband".
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34821 posts
Posted on 8/26/19 at 1:53 am to
Surgery because 50k in loans is frickin retarded unless you are becoming a doctor out of it or something like that
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