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What has your wife (spouse) blamed you for today?
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:46 am
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:46 am
Got this gem this morning at the office
"You did not take my lunch kit out of my car yesterday like I asked so I forgot to make a lunch. Can you bring me lunch at noon"
Bonus: Had a blow out on the way to work, unrelated, but that is the nature of today.
"You did not take my lunch kit out of my car yesterday like I asked so I forgot to make a lunch. Can you bring me lunch at noon"
Bonus: Had a blow out on the way to work, unrelated, but that is the nature of today.
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Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:47 am to TheDeathValley
Nothing.
Yet.
Yet.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:48 am to TheDeathValley
apparently it was my fault that our 4 month old shite her diaper right after my wife had just changed her diaper 
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:48 am to TheDeathValley
quote:
What has your wife (spouse) blamed you for today?
Sorry I kept her up late last night.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:48 am to TheDeathValley
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Had a blow out on the way to work, unrelated, but that is the nature of today.
Sounds like karma.
You should have just taken the lunch kit out of the car like you were asked to do.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:49 am to TheDeathValley
Climate change
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:50 am to TheDeathValley
Say no. I dare you.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:50 am to TheDeathValley
My retort would have been along these lines, “are you cripple?”
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:51 am to TheDeathValley
Left the bedroom door ajar and when I opened an outside door the bedroom door suctioned close and it made a loud noise.
And woke up the dog.
And woke up the dog.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:51 am to TheDeathValley
I woke her up 10 minutes before her alarm went off.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:53 am to TheDeathValley
Yes dear is the only appropriate answer
Trust a man who knows
Trust a man who knows
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:54 am to TheDeathValley
Told her to shut up after she interrupted me 4 times in one sentence at dinner last night with friends...gotta feeling I'm gonna be eating this one for a while.
This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 8:54 am
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:55 am to TheDeathValley
In honor of the thermostat thread yesterday I cranked the ac down and the fan up last night before bed...gave her the sniffles apparently.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:58 am to TheDeathValley
Apparently, I can’t play the game of “find my keys” good enough since she’s lost them for the gazillionth time.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:59 am to TheDeathValley
Nothing
I got rid of her several months back
I got rid of her several months back
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:02 am to TheDeathValley
quote:
"You did not take my lunch kit out of my car yesterday like I asked
lazy assed bitch! you obviously put up with that though, so...
quote:
Had a blow out on the way to work,
have an extra pair of draws with you or are you having to go commando today?
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:04 am to TheDeathValley
i got blamed for something earlier this morning but since it was so small and trivial I've already forgotten what it was.
Pick your battles, girls.
Pick your battles, girls.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:10 am to TheDeathValley
I'm flying home today to immediately enter the doghouse for looking after her safety.
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:18 am to TheDeathValley
Haven't been told I'm to blame for anything today so far. She might be cursing me in her head as we speak though. Who knows?
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:27 am to TheDeathValley
She couldn't stop yawning on her way to work. I made the mistake of asking her if she was going in to work today after she snoozed her alarm for the 6th time.
She also ended up with the unfortunate mistake of getting to work on time.
She also ended up with the unfortunate mistake of getting to work on time.
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