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re: Which would piss your wife off more?

Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by hubreb
Member since Nov 2008
1851 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:03 pm to
You are crazy
Posted by Ragnar
Member since Jun 2017
85 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:07 pm to
Nah, Oweo would have told some long elaborate story about how one time one of his friends said this to their wife and what her reaction was then would finally ask the question to the board after wasting everyone's time.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:14 pm to
Probably the first one considering I don’t swear and she would know I was extremely angry
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:19 pm to
Tell her to "relax" and then crack a beer and watch the mushroom cloud.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58385 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:21 pm to
If that’s how you talk to each other, good luck in the divorce.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30376 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:23 pm to
It’s ok baw. Not everyone can be an excellent, average, or even slightly below average poster. I’m sure you’re good at something
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18518 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:42 pm to
Whenever we have an argument, I just walk away. Drives her absolutely insane.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21953 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 6:55 pm to
Only way to win an argument with a woman is to agree with them, short circuits their fusebox and they dont know what to do.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9524 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 7:00 pm to
I told her to chill out one day

Oohhh boy she certainly didn't chill out after that
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12469 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 7:11 pm to
Agree with her. Nothing makes an angry woman more angry than if you just start agreeing with her.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57435 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 7:12 pm to
Calm down and it's fine are the number one sayings to piss off a woman.
Posted by Dunder Mifflin
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2009
608 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 7:29 pm to
You sound just like your mom.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35607 posts
Posted on 8/3/19 at 7:31 pm to
Call her a count. Don’t ask me how I know.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 7:31 pm
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:38 am to
NEVER argue with your wife. Dicker.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:42 am to
quote:

Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking


My wife once stabbed me with a fork b/c I scared her... Pretty sure she'd hurl the nearest hard object at me..
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42574 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:43 am to
Explaining how money and bills work
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7864 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 5:42 am to
Best thing to do is shush her. They absolutely love this. Make it a long drawn out shush to. She'll thank you for it.
Posted by Donkeypunch
Georgia
Member since Jun 2007
1421 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 6:14 am to
quote:

Tall boys are sold in 4 packs city boy



We have tall boys in 4, 8 & 12 packs all day long out in the country here.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15864 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 7:26 am to
“You’re fricking crazy, I knew I should have married your sister”

Try that one out
Posted by Rosenblatt
Member since Apr 2019
6294 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 7:59 am to
Tell her she’s just like her mother
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