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Stranger Padlocked This Guy’s Earlobe And Ran Away With The Key
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:31 pm
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On phone can’t post pic
quote:
It sounds like a very unlikely thing to happen but Tom Grim Fandango Matthews – as his name appears on Facebook – claims he was totally unaware that someone locked a padlock to his earlobe.
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The guy says he didn’t notice it at all until it was too late. He just heard a click in his fleshy tunnel and that was it. He later posted a photo on his social media account and angrily captioned it this way: “So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c***.”
On phone can’t post pic
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Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:33 pm to JOJO Hammer
That would be an awesome trend... 
This post was edited on 7/7/19 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
yet i bet he has more metal studs and shite attached to his body and face then there is in that padlock
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:34 pm to JOJO Hammer
Dumbass shouldn’t have a giant hole in his ear
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:35 pm to JOJO Hammer
Snow-flake, or just flake?
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:35 pm to JOJO Hammer
By morning he will fall in love with it and get a matching one for the other ear.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:38 pm to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:42 pm to JOJO Hammer
Now how is his boyfriend supposed to frick his ear hole?
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:43 pm to JOJO Hammer
Instead of complaining, guy should have thanked him.
Now his ear can't be stolen
Now his ear can't be stolen
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:44 pm to JOJO Hammer
Oh shite that's incredible
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:46 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
w*** stain
Wtf is the word here.
I cannot think of a curse word that starts with a W
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:48 pm to JOJO Hammer
Call it keyholing
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
OK, it was me.
He doesn't like it, he can meet me at Sonic.
He doesn't like it, he can meet me at Sonic.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:51 pm to JOJO Hammer
My faith in America is renewed.
Oh, England....
Oh, England....
This post was edited on 7/7/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 7/7/19 at 6:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
That's
fricking
Amazing
Also, assault and battery, but more amazing.
fricking
Amazing
Also, assault and battery, but more amazing.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 7:18 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
Tom Grim Fandango Matthews
Posted on 7/7/19 at 7:25 pm to JOJO Hammer
elitereaders.com??
Posted on 7/7/19 at 7:38 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
his fleshy tunnel
Posted on 7/7/19 at 7:45 pm to JOJO Hammer
quote:
his fleshy tunnel
I'm uncomfortable with this phrase.
Posted on 7/7/19 at 8:06 pm to JOJO Hammer
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