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900-pound Virginia man to be transported to court.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:47 pm
Court said his dignity needs to be protected. lol
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In order to transport a 900-pound Virginia man to court, a federal judge has approved a plan that could involve cutting out a wall of the man’s home.
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Kenneth Hicks, 48, from Emporia, is scheduled to plead guilty in a cocaine conspiracy case on Monday.
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The plan will have officials and medical personnel assess any medical issues Hicks may have and, depending on his weight, he could be carried out of his dwelling -- attached to the rear of a mobile home -- on a stretcher.
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:48 pm to JackieTreehorn
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900-pound Virginia man
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cocaine conspiracy
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:48 pm to JackieTreehorn
Thick crowd here will be excited
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:48 pm to JackieTreehorn
900 pound dude with a cocaine charge.... he definitely didn't use his own stuff....
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:49 pm to JackieTreehorn
Didn’t get high on his own supply
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:50 pm to JackieTreehorn
That fricking trailer is sitting on flats with behemoth rolling around in there.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:52 pm to JackieTreehorn
He going cost a fortune to keep locked up... imagine how many customers just walked away with the drugs...
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:52 pm to JackieTreehorn
Can’t go to jail if they can’t get you through the gate
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:56 pm to JackieTreehorn
It would be better to fly him there.
In coach class, middle seat, and force 2 other prisoners to sit next to him for the entire duration of the flight.
In coach class, middle seat, and force 2 other prisoners to sit next to him for the entire duration of the flight.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:57 pm to JackieTreehorn
I didn't even think it possible for a human being to be 900 lbs.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:00 pm to JackieTreehorn
Would suck to be his cell mate. You get 6x8 ft and he takes up half of it.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:03 pm to JackieTreehorn
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:06 pm to JackieTreehorn
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Hicks will be arrested and taken to a secure medical facility, according to the outlet.
Oh lord. Maybe I'll run into him.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:24 pm to JackieTreehorn
Obviously he’s pushing that half ton milestone. Wants bragging rights for being heavier than a Kia
Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:26 pm to JackieTreehorn
Hope we get a live stream.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 3:08 am to JackieTreehorn
How can you be 900 pounds, doing cocaine, and your heart still works 
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:22 am to JackieTreehorn
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Court said his dignity needs to be protected. lol
At 900 lbs we are way passed that
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How the frick do you get to 900 lbs while doing cocaine?
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 6:23 am
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:47 am to JackieTreehorn
He should have used it. 
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:49 am to JackieTreehorn
I keep wanting to read this as, "900-pound Virgin man..."
And I don't know what to think about how that makes me feel?
Either way, 900 pounds is fat AF. Like, "consulting with an industrial engineer, " fat.
And I don't know what to think about how that makes me feel?
Either way, 900 pounds is fat AF. Like, "consulting with an industrial engineer, " fat.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 7:13 am to JackieTreehorn
Well, if there’s a silver lining to weighing 900 lb, he won’t be able to feel the prison rapes.
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