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re: You might want to rethink that safari to Uganda you were planning

Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
80264 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 3:45 pm to
5 will get you 10 she’s already some warlord’s concubine. He’ll sell her back for $500k.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:01 pm to
She works as a beautician, so her total life savings, and those of her family, probably equal about 1/10th of that ransom.

She dead.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15576 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:04 pm to
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An older couple made it out of the vehicle safely and were rescued after contacting the camp manager to tell them about the harrowing ordeal.


Uhh, we just going to ignore that the old people ran off into the bush with fricking LIONS wandering around?
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26826 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:06 pm to
Lucky for me, I'm not a mildly cute blonde chick.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99569 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:17 pm to
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Hell, she could have saved a lot of money and gone to Pine Bluff, Ark.


She would be getting raped either way.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141110 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:25 pm to
Trump to blame
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135159 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:26 pm to
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I’m honestly amazed we haven’t seen an uptick of do gooders here murdered in the hood

Can't say I would shed a tear.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39424 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:34 pm to
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She works as a beautician, so her total life savings, and those of her family, probably equal about 1/10th of that ransom.


She does have nice skin though.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91117 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 4:38 pm to
Dey must protect de queen
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39424 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 5:02 pm to
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An older couple made it out of the vehicle safely and were rescued


It said on the news this morning that these two are Canadian. To outrun a jeep and bullets, they must be French-Canadian.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124491 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 5:19 pm to
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I have no clue why people would want to vacation in Uganda
Mountain gorilla safaris. There are only 3 places to see gorillas. Congo, Rwanda, and Uganda.

We'd have gone to Rwanda during our Kenya/Tanzania trip, but we didn't have time.

Congo was considered unsafe for tourists, especially westerners. Rwanda (Fossey's locale) is safe but with limited availability, and is relatively expensive. Uganda was considered safe, but a bit downscale in cost, convenience and facilities c/w Rwanda.

Even though Uganda was close to us, IIRC it was going to take a couple of days on bad roads, or what sounded to be a fairly ify plane trek to get to the parks there. Nonetheless, it was obvious they were making a push for tours.

I believe since then they've worked to coordinate safari industry with Kenya, and improved safe transport. Ugandan ecotourism accounts for a couple billion dollars and 7-8% of GDP. It's enough that I'll bet the perps are tracked down and dealt with very harshly when they're caught.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15081 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 5:22 pm to
Well, the liberals are more than welcome to visit there. As far as ransom, LOL, they would have to offer us a ransom to take them back and I for one would say hell no.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
34005 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 5:28 pm to
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Send in some US Special Forces and deal with this pronto


Why? We can drone her from here.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45906 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 5:44 pm to
My wife is high enough on the corporate totem pole that when she visits Mexico City, she has an armed escort and the company pays for a kidnapping and ransom policy on her.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 6:44 pm to
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"Dream vacation" to Uganda. Liberal women are fricking dumb.


well to be fair, she wanted to go to Syria by way of Afghanistan but there wasnt enough time to book a trip
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
10867 posts
Posted on 4/4/19 at 7:16 pm to
Glad I booked the Safari in South Africa instead.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12829 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:38 am to
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There are only 3 places to see gorillas. Congo, Rwanda, and Uganda.


5. You forgot PBS and National Geographic.

I enjoy reading and watching stuff on history every now and then. But I’ll be damned if I go to Iran to view some Persian artifacts.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25763 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:44 am to
White people love to spend a shite ton of money to play with fire. “Hey honey, let’s spend 100k to die climbing Everest!”
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
13603 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:44 am to
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To outrun a jeep and bullets, they must be French-Canadian.


Now that right there is funny.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
13603 posts
Posted on 4/5/19 at 7:49 am to
The govt said its the law to have an armed escort.

What kind of idiot chick goes on a trip where the govt requires this, ya might be just a wee bit at risk.

I see American tourists do all sorts of stupid things, and stupid things happen.

Recently a single chick in a bathing suit hopped in a car with three individuals described in the press as "strong back rastafarians"...and you can deduce the rest of the story. Do you think this idiot would jump in a car with those guys in Atlanta, NO, Miami, no but she is on vacation and its just a bunch of fun loving locals.
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