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Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:53 am to Jon Ham
Don't make light of this moment.
Seriously, sit down and listen to your wife. Just listen to her, don't talk, don't argue, don't disagree.
Listening doesn't mean you agree but you have to listen.
Seems small but it's everything.
Just listen and you'll be getting laid like you won't believe.
And in the future, just let her do her thing over such a small thing as pasta.
Seriously, sit down and listen to your wife. Just listen to her, don't talk, don't argue, don't disagree.
Listening doesn't mean you agree but you have to listen.
Seems small but it's everything.
Just listen and you'll be getting laid like you won't believe.
And in the future, just let her do her thing over such a small thing as pasta.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:54 am to Jon Ham
You are a miserable human.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:55 am to Jon Ham
stay in your lane, bro
Posted on 3/22/19 at 10:00 am to Jon Ham
Bro, this is normal human behavior. All you can do is be patient and make best efforts to smooth out the bumpy parts of the road.
Make sure that you make her feel loved and make her secure in the knowledge that you'll be there to boss her around even after she's old and ugly.
Make sure that you make her feel loved and make her secure in the knowledge that you'll be there to boss her around even after she's old and ugly.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 10:08 am to Jon Ham
Women- being the less intelligent of the human species- cannot come out and tell you something directly. What she wants to say is she is sick of you and your shite. Your marriage is over...
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:46 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Her: Stop! I know how long it needs! I’ve used a microwave before!
Haven't encountered this but I'll put in my 2 cents and then it's on her for the outcome.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:48 pm to Jon Ham
Pick your battles better. If you aren't eating the pasta, who cares?
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:48 pm to Jon Ham
I thought this was going to be about... A controlling husband.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:53 pm to Jon Ham
You married woman stereotype A. Congrats and welcome to 96% of the rest of the population
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:27 pm to Jon Ham
quote:FIFY
In the kitchen. Hear the microwave going while I’m doing other things. Microwave keeps going. I look and see it still has over a minute left.
Me: Babe is that pasta in the microwave?
Him: Yeah why?
Me: It only needs like 45 seconds...
I reach for the microwave door.
Him: Stop! I know how long it needs! I’ve used a microwave before!
I don’t say anything and leave the kitchen. 10 seconds later I hear him open the microwave. I go back in the kitchen and he proceeds to stoicly eat the obviously scalding hot pasta so as to not admit I was right.
Fast forward two weeks. We are in an argument. Who knows what the argument is about at this point. Out of nowhere...
Him: You always try to control things! Like in the kitchen the other day, you couldn’t just let me make MY food!
Me: Uh huh...
Yes, your husband does sound controlling.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:40 pm to Jon Ham
Over the years, I've learned that it doesn't pay to try and "correct" things just because you would do it differently. If it's not going to possibly end with a result that is going to cost me financially or with a possible injury, I just stay out of it. As someone else said, "Pick your battles".
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:54 pm to Jon Ham
Two words every married man must frequently use in succession:
"Yes, dear".
"Yes, dear".
Posted on 3/22/19 at 3:05 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
We have a microwave that continues to beep every couple of seconds if you don't open it after its finished. The wife just leaves the room and the damn thing beeps and beeps and beeps. Just come back and open the door when it's finished, I think she likes the damn beeping.
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