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re: The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.

Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:49 am to
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3035 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:49 am to
Keep it in your pants! It's a trap!!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Slippy
I feel like all of your threads are all try hard threads. Either stuff like this or trying to get down votes.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 10:56 am to
Now I want a daiquiri.


You can blow yourself.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12693 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:07 am to
You have to water the plant first, let it grow, then you frick the plant.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92620 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:28 am to
Subtle my job can afford plants brag
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
20383 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:49 am to
Tip like Kraft mh dude.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:55 am to
Sounds like it would make a great Seinfeld
episode........oh wait.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63940 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 11:58 am to
quote:

The lady who waters our plants at the office

Otherwise known as the "Plant Manager"
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
851 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:11 pm to
Did she swallow?
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9542 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:23 pm to
Some guys have all the luck.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5521 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

The lady who waters our plants at the office asked me if I wanted a blowjob.

quote:

Slippy

Posted by playmakers in space
Member since Sep 2018
1325 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:03 pm to
I would 100% take this bird up on the offer. I wouldn't even hesitate. Hell, I've wanted to bang the older Hispanic cleaning lady at my workplace and she's probably a 4/10 at best.

I need to get laid.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14702 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:13 pm to
This the subtle brag i have an office job and just using the ole lady to do it?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68029 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:31 pm to

You can't give those people cashmere, Man. Can't do it.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61922 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 1:32 pm to
Shes trying to bait you into helping her get a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
106086 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:28 pm to
Strange way to get a free Daiquiri.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39863 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:32 pm to
this story is bullshite, no woman would ever offer a blowjob.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20742 posts
Posted on 3/15/19 at 2:34 pm to
If she can take out her dentures, then who cares if she is attractive
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