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Being a simple kind of man

Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:28 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107357 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:28 am
Like that song by skynnrd.

To me this is the essence of what it means.

Wear camo
Have a deer lease
Listen to real country music like Jason Aldean (not that golden oldie crap)
Jacked up truck tires
Be shorter than 5'10"
Bring tents and yeti coolers to the mardi Gras parade
Domestic lagers
Spend all fall at the camp
Mix it up with the boys on the weekends
Never be late to pick up your kids when it's your weekend
Say the blessing before you eat on Thanksgiving and Christmas
Cry when a Nascar legend passes away
Stand for the pledge



Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9574 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:29 am to
Solid list
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85352 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Listen to real country music like Jason Aldean (not that golden oldie crap)


you gotta be more subtle than this
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5902 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:29 am to
quote:

real country music




quote:

Jason Aldean



No.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2105 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:29 am to
I don’t get what your point is. Are you describing yourself?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19088 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Cry when a Nascar legend passes away



Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:31 am to
...and vacation down at the gulf of mexicoooo!
Posted by BRslongkong
Member since Feb 2019
27 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:33 am to
List is kinda homo-ish but whatever floats your gay boat
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20194 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:33 am to
Most of these are not “simple”
A simple man either doesn’t get married or married a simple woman where there won’t be divorce
This post was edited on 3/5/19 at 8:34 am
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:33 am to
I guess I’m a city baw, because I like lighting a fire in my pit on a Saturday night while listening to Florida Georgia line and crushing Miller Lights. The chicks never seemed to mind.

I think all these ‘real country’ baws that get so pissy about everything must’ve had their woman stolen by a more trendy baw. I garuntee you I can out fish and hunt most of them as well.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40485 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Like that song by skynnrd.


Um no. Look up Charlie Daniels Band- Simple Man and get back to me.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23314 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:34 am to
Miller Lite is a Pilsner, Baw.
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:35 am to



Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66671 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:37 am to
Gonna have to go back and listen again. I don’t remember any of those thing being mentioned in the song
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49583 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:37 am to
This is a real country singer.

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101171 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:38 am to
Thought you been dry bawness?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32625 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:40 am to
No truck nutz? Ryno please stop trolling
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41121 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:41 am to
I don’t get the hate for people going to gulf shores, Perdido key, destin for a family vacation. It everyone lives in the beach and not everyone can afford to go to The British Virgin Islands or the four seasons Maui for family vacation
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32974 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Never be late to pick up your kids when it's your weekend

Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 3/5/19 at 8:42 am to
I don’t see why people on here make fun of the emerald coast when it has some of the prettiest beaches in the world.
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