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South African pastor brings man back to life from his coffin

Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26443 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:42 pm
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If only the pastor could have done that to Chris Farley when he died.
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:45 pm to
Might want to get that man some medical attention.

Or start running since that pastor just unleashed zombies upon the crowd.
Posted by runforrestrun
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
995 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:47 pm to
That’s pretty spooky
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:48 pm to
I bet Jussie Smollet is somehow behind this
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:49 pm to
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17235 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:49 pm to
It's so bad that you can clearly see the guys tongue moving, as well as his chest slightly. He could have at least held his breath!
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12532 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:50 pm to
I'll be on standby for the Farks.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
70775 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:50 pm to
From the comment section

quote:

This is the WWE of Churches

Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19291 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:51 pm to
Why was his mouth open, as a dead guy?

Wouldn’t they sew it shut?

eta: The first time he pees formaldehyde is gonna be nasty.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 7:52 pm
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11583 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:51 pm to
The most shocking thing this taught me: Worldstar isn't blocked on my computer at work
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56561 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:54 pm to
Anybody ever watch the Serpent and the Rainbow?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49479 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:55 pm to


One goddamn hell of a show.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 7:58 pm
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19071 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:08 pm to
Looks legit
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136273 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:13 pm to
I think it's reasonable to assume he wasn't dead.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5754 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

he most shocking thing this taught me: Worldstar isn't blocked on my computer at work


just found out it is on mine
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20065 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:03 am to
People literally believe a dude did it 2000 years ago with no proof, whatsoever. They’re called Christians
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12451 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:05 am to
No reason to doubt this. None what so ever.


Really though, I don't care how religious you are, you see a dead man rise out of the coffin and there's going to be a stampede in the other direction.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:27 am to
Now the pastors of the Zion Church will use this video as a roadmap to profit
Posted by Damseyrarrar
Bunche Village
Member since Oct 2016
428 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:38 am to
I believe MsGarrison's church has found their replacement Pastor!
Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:48 am to
Hey, I know a lot of you are pissed off by this, but hey, you think you got it rough?

The Bible says Lazarus was raised by Jesus from the dead. A lot of people got so pissed off when he told them, they wanted to kill him again. Talk about your bad day!

Oye! Do they do comedy here?
This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 7:50 am
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