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South African pastor brings man back to life from his coffin
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:45 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Might want to get that man some medical attention.
Or start running since that pastor just unleashed zombies upon the crowd.
Or start running since that pastor just unleashed zombies upon the crowd.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:48 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I bet Jussie Smollet is somehow behind this
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:49 pm to Byrdybyrd05
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:49 pm to Byrdybyrd05
It's so bad that you can clearly see the guys tongue moving, as well as his chest slightly. He could have at least held his breath! 
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I'll be on standby for the Farks.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
From the comment section
quote:
This is the WWE of Churches
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:51 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Why was his mouth open, as a dead guy?
Wouldn’t they sew it shut?
eta: The first time he pees formaldehyde is gonna be nasty.
Wouldn’t they sew it shut?
eta: The first time he pees formaldehyde is gonna be nasty.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:51 pm to Byrdybyrd05
The most shocking thing this taught me: Worldstar isn't blocked on my computer at work 
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:54 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Anybody ever watch the Serpent and the Rainbow?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:55 pm to Byrdybyrd05
One goddamn hell of a show.
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 8:13 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I think it's reasonable to assume he wasn't dead.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 11:48 pm to WaltTeevens
quote:
he most shocking thing this taught me: Worldstar isn't blocked on my computer at work
just found out it is on mine
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:03 am to Byrdybyrd05
People literally believe a dude did it 2000 years ago with no proof, whatsoever. They’re called Christians
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:05 am to Byrdybyrd05
No reason to doubt this. None what so ever.
Really though, I don't care how religious you are, you see a dead man rise out of the coffin and there's going to be a stampede in the other direction.
Really though, I don't care how religious you are, you see a dead man rise out of the coffin and there's going to be a stampede in the other direction.
Posted on 2/27/19 at 12:27 am to Byrdybyrd05
Now the pastors of the Zion Church will use this video as a roadmap to profit 
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:38 am to Byrdybyrd05
I believe MsGarrison's church has found their replacement Pastor! 
Posted on 2/27/19 at 7:48 am to Byrdybyrd05
Hey, I know a lot of you are pissed off by this, but hey, you think you got it rough?
The Bible says Lazarus was raised by Jesus from the dead. A lot of people got so pissed off when he told them, they wanted to kill him again. Talk about your bad day!
Oye! Do they do comedy here?

The Bible says Lazarus was raised by Jesus from the dead. A lot of people got so pissed off when he told them, they wanted to kill him again. Talk about your bad day!
Oye! Do they do comedy here?

This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 7:50 am
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