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Saturday morning life advice for the youngsters

Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:49 am
Posted by RidiculousHype
The Hatch
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:49 am
1. Nobody cares what you think, only what you can do
2. By simply asking someone about their kids, you’ll instantly be in their top 5 favorite people
3. Who you know >>> what you know, so if your parents aren’t connected get an internship and work your arse off
Posted by MasterMuff
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:51 am to
Thanks Warren Buffett
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26183 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:51 am to
Don’t tell me what to do
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:51 am to
Well this is random
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:52 am to
Go away oldie!
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:52 am to
quote:

1. Nobody cares what you think,


Take your own advice.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8793 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:53 am to
I saw the title and thought it was going to be a Pecker thread. Talking about bros, hoes ain’t loyal or Chad fricking my ole lady.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:53 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72892 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:53 am to
quote:

1. Nobody cares what you think, only what you can do
2. By simply asking someone about their kids, you’ll instantly be in their top 5 favorite people
3. Who you know >>> what you know, so if your parents aren’t connected get an internship and work your arse off[
4. Never mix GHB & meth during an anal sex routine.
FIFY
This post was edited on 2/23/19 at 9:54 am
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:53 am to
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Who you know >>> what you know, so if your parents aren’t connected get an internship and work your arse off


Not true for coding.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Who you know >>> what you know, so if your parents aren’t connected get an internship and work your arse off


These are pretty much the options.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21695 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Nobody cares what you think, only what you can do


What if they pay me to think for them?

quote:

By simply asking someone about their kids, you’ll instantly be in their top 5 favorite people


Or get them creeped out.

quote:

Who you know >>> what you know, so if your parents aren’t connected get an internship and work your arse off


Eh, once you get out of New Orleans you'll see this isn't completely true.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:59 am to
Hey yayayaya! Smoke weed everyday!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104373 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 9:59 am to
4. Stay away from the Motel 6 in Glendale.
Posted by Ricardo
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Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:12 am to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:07 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60402 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:12 am to
quote:

2. By simply asking someone about their kids, you’ll instantly be in their top 5 favorite people
While it is ok to like kids, be very careful.

That will all change quickly if you get specific. Never say, “I like 8 year olds.” At that point, you’re toast.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13462 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:17 am to
Be Nice.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49623 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Saturday morning life advice for the youngsters



Don’t take the bowl of Frosty Flakes into the den to watch Foghorn Leghorn and spill it all over the carpet if you don’t want you Mother to beat your arse.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44312 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:43 am to
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You're not an adult until you stop blaming other people for the way your life turned out.



Then roughly half this country's population are still children.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83175 posts
Posted on 2/23/19 at 10:45 am to
4. Do your own laundry bc your mom, believe it or not, knows what a monkey rag is.
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