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No Kids Krewe - Assemble Inside
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:47 pm
we are a krewe who avoids crotch spawn which will 1)cost us a lot of time, 2)ruin our sleep schedules, 3)take away from our hobbies, and 4)will grow up to resent us the majority of the time
pls list all the great benefits of our krewe
inb4 "but muh legacy" copers.
pls list all the great benefits of our krewe
inb4 "but muh legacy" copers.
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:48 pm to rocket31
frick off
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:49 pm to rocket31
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quote:FBGM
pls list all the great benefits of our krewe
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:49 pm to rocket31
Are you insecure about your lifestyle? You sound like you're trying to justify it. I don't care either way. To each his own.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:52 pm to rocket31
What a sad sad man you are
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:53 pm to rocket31
How old are you?
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:53 pm to rocket31
I’m glad that you enjoy your hobbies so much. You must find a lot of meaning in them.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 6:54 pm to rocket31
*Peter Pan krewe assemble
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:02 pm to rocket31
I’ve got 3 kids under 6 and sleep till 9 am every weekend
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:02 pm to rocket31
Your wife will leave you anyway
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:03 pm to rocket31
Sounds ideal in your 30’s, then you hit the 40’s and 50’s and realize that you have no one around capable of caring for you if you have a stroke or a major traumatic injury. Parents are too old, and no kids. Eventually, you find a greater purpose in life than your hobbies and hooking up, and realize kids are that purpose.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:08 pm to rocket31
5 - Step one is having a healthy baby.
6 - You can't throw the girls back and you can't guarantee I'll have a boy
7 - My inlaws are crazy bastards who will never understand why they can't watch my kids.
8 - If my kids are going to be worse than I was, I'm best off not having them.
9 - Too many dumba$$e$ having kids these days. I don't want my kid to be another one in the world.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to go grab another beer off tap and watch R rated movies.
6 - You can't throw the girls back and you can't guarantee I'll have a boy
7 - My inlaws are crazy bastards who will never understand why they can't watch my kids.
8 - If my kids are going to be worse than I was, I'm best off not having them.
9 - Too many dumba$$e$ having kids these days. I don't want my kid to be another one in the world.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to go grab another beer off tap and watch R rated movies.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:12 pm to rocket31
I just don't want kids yet because I'm young, not some weird insecure frick like you
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:13 pm to rocket31
quote:at least 3 Otards are raising my kids and they dont even know
we are a krewe who avoids crotch spawn which will 1)cost us a lot of time, 2)ruin our sleep schedules, 3)take away from our hobbies, and 4)will grow up to resent us the majority of the time
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:17 pm to rocket31
There’s always a chance of pregnancy if you’re having sex. Please double wrap.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:18 pm to rocket31
Why do you hate White America?
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:18 pm to rocket31
I have no children and no regrets but you’re gonna get hammered by all the parents who will find fault with your choice. They will proclaim a greater joy and deeper appreciation resulting from all the money and time they’ve spent focusing on their kids. They’ll think they’re better than you because of their “sacrifice” or devotion.
They can’t comprehend that one can be fulfilled- albeit differently- by remaining childless.
Good on them. They found fulfillment and satisfaction on the path they chose. I have too. I just took a different route.
They can’t comprehend that one can be fulfilled- albeit differently- by remaining childless.
Good on them. They found fulfillment and satisfaction on the path they chose. I have too. I just took a different route.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:34 pm to rocket31
This sounds like a nice club...
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:39 pm to rocket31
The thing about having kids is it makes you realize how meaningless your life was beforehand. Enjoy it, because no one cares and it doesn't matter.
Posted on 1/22/19 at 7:42 pm to rocket31
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1)cost us a lot of time,
God forbid you spend time with our own flesh and blood...the horror!!
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2)ruin our sleep schedules,
I've got 4 kids... They arent the cause of my sleep issues
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3)take away from our hobbies
Ridiculous, I still golf, woodwork and tinker with cars.. Hell each one of mine has taken an interest in one or more of them as well. Which negates this point and reinforces the first.
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4)will grow up to resent us the majority of the time
More of a testament on the parent than the child honestly..
This post was edited on 1/22/19 at 7:44 pm
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