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Today will mark the day of the most Amazon packages stolen off people's porches

Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:11 am
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:11 am
Amazon Prime Black Friday deliveries scheduled for today (unless you live in the Baton Rouge area), porch thieves know this.

Cyber Monday deliveries will be Thursday, in which porch thefts will surpass the record set today.

I've got my Bait Box ready!
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51381 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:12 am to
With Amazon's shitty flex delivery system, most of the packages will never make it to the porches.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34053 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:12 am to
Wish I could have sent my fleshlight sleeves to work
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155867 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:14 am to
My security guards are on high alert. Just another day.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68368 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:14 am to
I dont live in the hood
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:17 am to
It would be sadly ironic if someone stole my Nest doorbell, which I bought for this very reason...
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19566 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:19 am to

I'm getting in the game this year. It'll make Christmas shopping so much easier.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29419 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:21 am to
Reasons why I’m glad my wife works from home and my damn dog will start barking when my neighbors across the street get home let alone when someone comes to our door.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:22 am to
This is exactly why I don’t work. People would have free access to my home in the meantime. No way jose.
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5372 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:23 am to
His BBC won't fit in my size fleshlight anyway
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11392 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:23 am to
and days like Thursday are why I bought a ring.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81730 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:23 am to
Crap, my Blue Apron delivery is always on Tuesday.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58385 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:37 am to
Why people still send things to their home rather than their offices/places of business is beyond me.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29168 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:40 am to
And then next week after the arrests I proclaim it to be "Dindu Nuffin Week."
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30607 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:43 am to
I live in the future city of st.george, and we still have USPS and UPS deliveries for Amazon prime items. All hail St.George!
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33940 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:48 am to
Amazon just sent me a picture of the package they delivered. Can't decide if they're doing this to CYA with theft or because their flex drivers are dumbasses.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4710 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:51 am to
BoxLock

I've been wondering if these locks on a box in front of my house would be worth it.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 9:52 am to
All of my Amazon Prime deliveries have been taking, at a minimum, four days to get here. Most take 5-7 now. Robbers gonna be missing out on some good stuff
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57523 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:00 am to
I leave my front door wide open to prevent this kind of stuff from happening
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36103 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Amazon packages stolen

My buddy is a beekeeper. You'd be amazed how easy it is to fill an Amazon box with live bees.

The trick is to have an opening on the underside of the box. The perps will usually hear the humming, and lift the box to get a better listen.
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