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re: To all the double parkers at the Parker Coliseum lot.

Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3265 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:13 pm to
I had an interesting upbringing. There are loads of ways to do stupid shite and not get hurt or caught in the process.

My dad always taught me "If you are going to be a dumbass, at least be a smart one."
Posted by ErectileReptile
Member since Jan 2016
497 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:15 pm to
quote:


I'm saving a spot for my people that can't make it until noon

Deal with it.



Heavy GFY
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:38 pm to
So the best way to kill a tire with a knife is to cut at the valve? If that’s not possible then use the rock method?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114059 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:45 pm to
Get hammer. Get nail. Use hammer to puncture the tire by hammering the nail in.. But don't leave the nail in the tire.
Posted by Airpower
Member since Oct 2018
1101 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:52 pm to
Ban
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18115 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:57 pm to
Sorry, with my brand new Sierra Denali I like to park in the middle of 2 parking spots. Sorry if it offends you. I can’t have the poor people with their pieces of crap dinging my truck.
Posted by Djhossfly
Member since Jan 2016
88 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:57 pm to
God you need a life.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:59 pm to
But I do have a life. My life is here. With you.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39248 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

I'm saving a spot for my people that can't make it until noon


Then they should park in the "Can't make it until noon" parking places. I believe they are located somewhere around E. Washington and I-10.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57435 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:39 pm to
There was definitely a lot of this. We were lucky to find a spot at 8:30. I did enjoy walking back to my car around 3pm and seeing the little cars that parked in the half space ruinung the plan. Made me smile.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1451 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:45 pm to
Valve core removal tool. Very very cheap tool.

Be sure to take out two cores.

If you only take one, they can use their full sized spare.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1451 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

 saving a spot for my people that can't make it until noon 


How bout your people go frick themselves instead?
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3265 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Valve core removal tool. Very very cheap tool.


Yep. Easy way to do it. Tool costs $10 or less.

But they can just take the tire to a shop, get the valve replaced, no new tire needed.

That ruins the fun of destroying the tire.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1451 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:53 pm to
True. Still very inconvenient on gameday, though.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:54 pm to
I don’t really need the tire destroyed. The fact it’s flat and needs repair is enough to ruin a day.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12755 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:56 pm to
Cut the valve to let the air out. Then slash the tire.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 6:04 pm to
That’s ideal but takes time.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30516 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 12:36 am to
I've seen a guy screw out the valve stems, and put the caps back on really tight. He said the tires would just be a little low until they started rolling down the road. He said they would go flat after the driver drove on them.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 4:26 am to
Okay chief, post a video of you cutting the valve stems of a tire. It sounds easy on the internet (just like everything), but try and do it in real life
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 6:35 am to
quote:

There’s also a tool called a knife.


You could set spikes out in front of their vehicle, so they when they drive off the tires blow out. Then as you're lying in wait, when they exit the vehicle that's when you give them 50k watts with your government issued neighborhood patrol taser.
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