To all the double parkers at the Parker Coliseum lot.

That shite calls for letting the air out of a tire or two.

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I wish riverside towing would go in there and make some money. And I hate those people.

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No you don't cause then they just start towing anyone to keep making that $$$$. Tow truck companies cannot be trusted, ever. They live to screw people

That is peak inconsiderate a-hole behavior.

Have you ever cut a tire with a knife?

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But then, they're stuck behind you until they can get towed

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I believe he is referring to people who intentionally park so they are occupying two spots and not traditional double parking behind a car. These fricks take up two spots and then drive a different car there on game day and move the car over so they can park. Then drive two cars home.

You cut the valve stem if it is not metal.

I'm saving a spot for my people that can't make it until noon

Deal with it.

Well, first you have to work up enough gusto to hit it hard enough to penetrate the tire. That'll take a couple of tries. Then, the knife gets stuck in. When you pull it out, the tire blows air out fast enough, you think it's gonna explode, and everyone for a mile can hear it.

I did it on an old trailer tire, so I'm lucky it didn't actually explode

Calls for some door handle poopoo.

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Well, first you have to work up enough gusto to hit it hard enough to penetrate the tire. That'll take a couple of tries. Then, the knife gets stuck in. When you pull it out, the tire blows air out fast enough, you think it's gonna explode, and everyone for a mile can hear it.

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Pro tip: find a rock, put the knife point on the tire, then hit the butt of the knife with the rock.

You dont have to worry about the knife rebounding off the tire, potentially hurting yourself.