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re: Time for a commercials that are pissing us off thread?

Posted on 6/21/18 at 11:09 am to
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12495 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 11:09 am to
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Bitch. If that was my shite the cops would be the least of your problems.


I've always had the same thought. They make this girl out as the good guy in the commercial while she is breaking his things. If she was just throwing his clothes, it would be one thing, but I think she throws his guitar at one point. The commercial certainly doesn't get the message across that it is meant for.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 9:26 am to
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"OMG this malibu has a blinker?! Its basically a luxury vehicle"



"OMG it's a chevy cruz? I thought it was an Aston Martin"
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10140 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 9:35 am to
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the people in those commercials are wowed by the most mundane shite.

"OMG you guys won an award! I never would have guessed that!"



What gets me is when they talk about Chevy winning more awards than these luxury brands. Of course, they don’t tell you that Chevy isn’t going head to head with the luxury brands for these awards.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21210 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 12:06 am to
Apple commercial with some disabled-sounding person saying "Listen and I will tell a story" while random people stare at their Macbooks. fricking awful.

Apparently the song is "The Story of an Artist" recorded by Daniel Johnston in 1982. It's fricking awful.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60553 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 6:22 am to
Speaking of Apple - last season's iPad spot with Barb Jr where she's too stupid to know the difference between her tablet and a laptop.
quote:

What's a computer?
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1561 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 7:10 am to
The Landon Donovan Wells Fargo ad. Even ignoring that he sold out, it’s just a terrible ad.
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 9:57 am
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101930 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 7:46 am to
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Apple commercial with some disabled-sounding person saying "Listen and I will tell a story" while random people stare at their Macbooks. fricking awful.

Apparently the song is "The Story of an Artist" recorded by Daniel Johnston in 1982. It's fricking awful.


I was just about to mention this one. What a terrible song. The commercial itself, whatever, but that song is so bad.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 7:50 am to
a BMW/Tesla hybrid “Cheryl are you high right now?”

I also forgot how fricking dumb the spot was where the guy brings them out to the mental of the interstate
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 7:54 am
Posted by Cow Drogo
Member since Jul 2016
7409 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 7:58 am to
The HIV commercial with the two dudes laying in the bed saying “we should have used a condom”

Is that really necessary to play on cable tv family stations with kids watching?
Posted by JawjaTigah
Bizarro World
Member since Sep 2003
22504 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:15 am to
I hate every Dr. Pepper commercial that includes that high voiced transy looking freak.
And any Sonic commercial with the two guys in their car.
This post was edited on 6/25/18 at 8:17 am
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60553 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 8:24 am to
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I hate every Dr. Pepper commercial that includes that high voiced transy looking freak.


Good call. This is the difference between winning American Idol and coming in as the runner up, I suppose. "The trophy for second place is in the ladies' room."

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And any Sonic commercial with the two guys in their car.




TERRIBLE campaign. Those guys are idiots.
Posted by Carolina_Dawg
NC
Member since Nov 2017
267 posts
Posted on 6/25/18 at 9:18 pm to
Blue Bell ice cream radio commercials. Those cheesy jingles are AWFUL.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9274 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 5:54 am to
Imagine the roles reversed. A man just destroys all of a woman’s belongings with a baseball bat in front of her, then sits down and watches some Direct TV, satisfied he just taught that bitch a lesson.

Now THAT’s a commercial, right?

Can’t stand that commercial.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86553 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:47 am to
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Apple commercial with some disabled-sounding person saying "Listen and I will tell a story" while random people stare at their Macbooks. fricking awful.


THANK YOU. This one has been pissing me off the last few weeks since I saw it. I don't even understand waht they're going for, at least with some shitty commericals I can KINDA understand what they were trying to achieve or who they're appealing to, not so with this one. Even the underground, starving artist, unwashed hiptsers that I THINK they're aiming for would think "wtf is this shite"?
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81727 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:56 am to
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And any Sonic commercial with the two guys in their car.



TERRIBLE campaign. Those guys are idiots.
Those are awesome. One is an idiot.
Posted by mamere
Member since Jun 2018
15 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 11:39 am to
Does anyone else find the Allstate "Mayhem Man" commercials disturbing?

Also what about those Skittle-pox commercials. Gross!
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 12:07 pm to
the amazon cube commercials have taught me that all cube users are annoying assholes, just shut the frick up and watch the show.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 6/26/18 at 10:12 pm to
And just saw a lucky charms commercial with a very clearly gay little boy dancing with a unicorn
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86553 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 2:22 pm to
There's a commercial for an SUV, I think it's an Audi. Some guy is in a govt-looking room about to go into witness protection. The lady says "your testimony could save hundreds of lives" or something like that. She shows him is average, unassming new life including an average unassuming SUV. The guy grins and turns the deal down and drives off in his Audi.

Now, overall big picture I like the concept and think it's a well done ad spot, but I simply can't get over that one line "your testimony could save lives". Basically this guy has a chance to presumably put away a really bad dude (that could or alreayd has killed people), but he declines so he could keep driving his fricking car! What a selfish jerk! The blood of all future slayings should be on his hands. Why couldn't they just leave that line out of the script?
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 2:24 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68484 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 2:34 pm to
Is that a girl or boy?
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