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People who fake a disability/injury to get priority boarding on an airplane
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:47 pm
So I was on a flight back from Chicago to Houston this past week and a man in a wheel chair with his wife pushing arrive at the gate and proceed to the front of the line to board 1st with the people who need extra time. He gets out out of the wheel chair at the door and walks down the jet way to the plane. Arrive in Houston and the couple leaves the plane and walks off into the terminal yet needed no wheelchair at this point. My guess he used the wheelchair to get free priority boarding. Anyone have a problem with this?
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:48 pm to BamaHater
Dont hate the player hate the game
Its a dumb rule, why not put those people on last?
Its a dumb rule, why not put those people on last?
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:49 pm to BamaHater
Did you follow him to sonic?
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:50 pm to BamaHater
Hell, if he really wants it that bad and went through all that trouble, just take it. I got better shite to worry about.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:50 pm to Cosmo
Dude probably just wanted to ensure he had space in the overhead bin for his luggage.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:50 pm to BamaHater
It's a great strategy for the guy. He arrived in Houston hours before you.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:51 pm to Cosmo
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Its a dumb rule, why not put those people on last?
Oreo is gonna be pissed when he rolls up on this thread...
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:52 pm to BamaHater
Never understood the need to get on first (except southwest air). I prefer to get on last. They arrive to parties 30 min early too?
This post was edited on 4/28/18 at 10:55 pm
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:53 pm to BamaHater
If you fly very much, you should realize the trick is to be the last person to board and the first person to deplane.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:54 pm to Robin Masters
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I prefer to get on last.
Same. Nothing like waiting on the airplane for 45 minutes.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 10:57 pm to BamaHater
I'm actually literally deaf for life. I get free priority boarding and pre boarding no matter what.
First on the plane, first off the plane bitches.
First on the plane, first off the plane bitches.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 11:02 pm to Sentrius
I'm curious...if you are deaf, how do you hear the announcement telling you to board?
Posted on 4/28/18 at 11:04 pm to BamaHater
I'm just sorry that you were in Chicago and Houston.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 11:05 pm to Sentrius
quote:Yeah, well. I know what music sounds like, bitch
I'm actually literally deaf for life. I get free priority boarding and pre boarding no matter what.
First on the plane, first off the plane bitches
Posted on 4/28/18 at 11:07 pm to BamaHater
A lady I used to work with attempted this in sfo to get priority boarding - they busted her and she boarded last
Posted on 4/28/18 at 11:16 pm to BamaHater
Well I’ve certainly never encountered this on private flights.
Posted on 4/28/18 at 11:18 pm to BamaHater
Why do you want to be on the plane longer? Unless I happen to be in First Class, I like being one of the last frickers to board. Less time I have to be crammed in a tiny seat.
Posted on 4/29/18 at 12:07 am to BamaHater
I was on a flight a couple of months ago where about 20 pepole rolled up in wheelchairs! Looked like a tram at Disney world. When the announcement to preboard was made they all started to roll up at the same time. I'm trying not to laugh. Obvious traffic jam builds up, so some road rage ensued. All of a sudden one of the wheelers gets up and punched an older man in his chair! That old dude looked like an old soldier; he had a ballcap that had "retired" something on it I thought. Well he got out of his chair and started a WWE tag team match with another dude that fell out of his chair on the dude that started the fight!
So these 2 guys are bouncing up and down on the dude that started this whole thing, I see the gate agent get on the microphone and start to ask for calm when this big woman in another chair got up and starts whaling on some other woman who had a stroller with a child! I couldn't believe it! The stroller lady had pushed her way past the fighting "handicappers" to avoid being crushed, and she must have bumped the woman who was eating some big sandwich she must have bought from a restaurant in the airport, and must've knocked it out of her mouth!
This was a Southwest flight so no assigned seats so you can imagine what the frequent flyer guys were thinking when the 20 wheelchairs come up at once! And they were getting steamed cause now the A lineup is starting to start to rustle a bit too. I'm in B so I'm sitting watching all this take place with my wife (no pics) and we're trying to stay calm too because we're in seats facing the walk up aisle! Get this! Now the 3 guys are wrestling, the sammich woman is swinging at the stroller and then the rest of the wheelchair people all get up and start running for the gate! Running like healthy people that are mostly overweight, but light trotting you could say. All this effort to get on a plane first! What seemed like 3 minutes was probably 40 seconds, when a security team comes busting through the melee and chair sprawl and open the door get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
So these 2 guys are bouncing up and down on the dude that started this whole thing, I see the gate agent get on the microphone and start to ask for calm when this big woman in another chair got up and starts whaling on some other woman who had a stroller with a child! I couldn't believe it! The stroller lady had pushed her way past the fighting "handicappers" to avoid being crushed, and she must have bumped the woman who was eating some big sandwich she must have bought from a restaurant in the airport, and must've knocked it out of her mouth!
This was a Southwest flight so no assigned seats so you can imagine what the frequent flyer guys were thinking when the 20 wheelchairs come up at once! And they were getting steamed cause now the A lineup is starting to start to rustle a bit too. I'm in B so I'm sitting watching all this take place with my wife (no pics) and we're trying to stay calm too because we're in seats facing the walk up aisle! Get this! Now the 3 guys are wrestling, the sammich woman is swinging at the stroller and then the rest of the wheelchair people all get up and start running for the gate! Running like healthy people that are mostly overweight, but light trotting you could say. All this effort to get on a plane first! What seemed like 3 minutes was probably 40 seconds, when a security team comes busting through the melee and chair sprawl and open the door get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
This post was edited on 4/29/18 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 4/29/18 at 2:27 am to Robin Masters
quote:
Never understood the need to get on first (except southwest air). I prefer to get on last. They arrive to parties 30 min early too?
This. I got burned last time on a plane (first time on Southwest). I was chilling at the gate watching netflix and laughing at the idiots rushing up to stand in line. I got on at last call and got the remaining 2/3 of a middle seat next to andre the giant's overflowing arse cheeks.
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