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Posted on 4/6/18 at 2:54 pm to supadave3
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Is that a true f'n story
It is. It is also not even the most messed up story I could tell you by a long shot.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:05 pm to Paul B Ammer
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that the horsemeat did wonders for their libidos especially the wife's.
You do realize they wanted to Sling right?
I love those commercials.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:09 pm to LCA131
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I can't help but notice you have omitted your reply. Its ok, they needed help.
I accidentally jerked off a dog at Gretna Park in 2006 while watching a rugby match.
I was being stupid when I grabbed the little dog's pecker and went 'red rocket red rocket' and that little fricker jizzed on my hand.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:10 pm to lsudave1
Not really a conversation but I was waiting in line at a McDonald's with a friend when I was like 13 or 14. We were about to go fishing and some old dude walks up to us and tells us "you can't catch wet fish" and then walked out.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:11 pm to dawg4lyfe
happened on here with some fake Russian mobster
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:11 pm to lsudave1
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a die hard Idaho State women’s tennis fan.
You know what the odds are of talking to some random person and they being a die hard Idaho State women's tennis fan.. in the state of Idaho much less anywhere else?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:12 pm to mikelbr
There is no accidentally, bruh.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:18 pm to mikelbr
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was being stupid when I grabbed the little dog's pecker and went 'red rocket red rocket' and that little fricker jizzed on my hand.
Did it taste the same as human jizz?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:25 pm to LCA131
Walking into New Orleans City Hall a few months after Hurricane Katrina. Quite a large population of homeless people had set up a camp in the park across from City Hall. As I'm walking by, one homeless guy is telling another, "The god damned corps put 12' deep flood walls next to a canal that was 18' deep. I'm not even an engineer and I know that won't work." I always wondered if we could have moved all of the people in that park to the State Capital to run our government that day how much better Louisiana might be now!
Posted on 4/6/18 at 3:25 pm to lsudave1
Dallas, TX. Bill's Records. I met Bill.
We started talking music and then ebay until he asked me if I could buy 100 Alan Vega records from him that he could not sell. The same record.
After I declined and he lit his 18th cigarette, Bill started telling me Ministry (the band) came i to his store but Al Jorgensen stayed in the bus but demanded that someone get a Merle Haggard TAPE from Bill. He did. Al was snorting 8 balls and listening to country while the other members shopped in store.
The convo closed out with him asking me again to buy Alan Vega records and if I knew "Purple Jim".
We started talking music and then ebay until he asked me if I could buy 100 Alan Vega records from him that he could not sell. The same record.
After I declined and he lit his 18th cigarette, Bill started telling me Ministry (the band) came i to his store but Al Jorgensen stayed in the bus but demanded that someone get a Merle Haggard TAPE from Bill. He did. Al was snorting 8 balls and listening to country while the other members shopped in store.
The convo closed out with him asking me again to buy Alan Vega records and if I knew "Purple Jim".
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 4/6/18 at 4:06 pm to dawg4lyfe
had a weird one like this.. was at a coffee shop and happened to make eye contact with a dude while finding a table... he looked at me wide eyed and said "if I had a hog dog readily available....I'd eat it."
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:05 am to lsudave1
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but it ended with him giving me a recipe for his grandmother’s crispitos.
Was the Grandmother the Brother Martin lunch lady?
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:11 am to lsudave1
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an oral history lesson on Idaho State’s women’s tennis program.
Dentist office? Good thing you weren’t waiting in the proctologist office.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:28 am to lsudave1
Flew up to Seattle for the LSU-Washington game. Sat by a guy who was headed to his cabin in Alaska. Seattle was just where he made his connection. Started going on and on about aliens and how the U.S. government was hiding the fact that we are being spied on by space invaders and there is some YouTube video that proves it. He lived in a remote cabin to hide from them. I finally just told him I was going to listen to some music and snooze to end the conversation. Was pretty sure he was going to rant the entire flight.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:37 am to lsudave1
About 20 odd years ago, me & my brother were at an oyster bar for the 25 cent oysters. Sitting to the left of me was an older gal who was probably 65+.
We start talking and she tells me she's headed to a meeting, but doesn't say what's about. Somehow me and my brother start talking about UFOs, and her ears perk up. For the next hour, this lady went into great detail about the many times that both she and her son have been abducted over that past couple of decades.
Turns out the meeting she was going to was all with people who have claimed to be abducted too.
We start talking and she tells me she's headed to a meeting, but doesn't say what's about. Somehow me and my brother start talking about UFOs, and her ears perk up. For the next hour, this lady went into great detail about the many times that both she and her son have been abducted over that past couple of decades.
Turns out the meeting she was going to was all with people who have claimed to be abducted too.
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:56 am to lsudave1
I was sitting at the Alibi Bar about 15 years ago with the future Mrs Bourre late one night. We had just started dating at the time. A crazy old drunk lady walks in, stands next to me, slurs her drink order, then looks at me and says, “y’all going to get married and have 3 kids; 2 girls and 1 boy”. She doesn’t say anything else and grabs her drink and walks out. We looked at each other like, wtf? Well, we are married with 3 kids, 2 girls and 1 boy.
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