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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:57 am
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:57 am
How’s this gonna work?
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Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:57 am to HighAnkleSprain
Gonna have to do a lot of undercover work.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 8:59 am to HighAnkleSprain
ITT gonna open up a stripper training program?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:00 am to HighAnkleSprain
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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers
A trained/untrained stripper? Is this one of those things you can't really qualify, but you know it when you see it?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:00 am to HighAnkleSprain
It should be like the state florist licensing process... Give 5 men the greatest job in the world lol
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:00 am to HighAnkleSprain
You can spot the trained ones by their tramp stamps.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 9:01 am
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:00 am to HighAnkleSprain
I'll train them. One. Day. at a time.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:01 am to HighAnkleSprain
‘Untrained’ strippers? They have to take a special courses to take their clothes off?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:01 am to HighAnkleSprain
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:02 am to chicano12
In all seriousness, this is going to likely be a certification you pay the city to obtain.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:03 am to HighAnkleSprain
Where are they going to keep their license while on the job?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:03 am to TH03
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In all seriousness, this is going to likely be a certification you pay the city to obtain.
I would like to volunteer to be on the certification board. Someone has to verify that strippers do indeed know how to strip and lap dance before they are certified.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:04 am to HighAnkleSprain
Step 1: Open a stripper school
Step 2: Profit
Step 2: Profit
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:05 am to TH03
When will they ever find the time to study for their stripper certification when they still have to study for the bar or their nursing license?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:10 am to HighAnkleSprain
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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
I see Louisiana has finally started to take being listed 50th as a state seriously...
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:11 am to HighAnkleSprain
The license lanyard around the neck is going to take away from the art.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:11 am to HighAnkleSprain
"When you...can swing a pole...you got a job my girrrrrrl!"
Can't wait to see ads for all the new stripper vo-tech schools accepting federal student loans.
Can't wait to see ads for all the new stripper vo-tech schools accepting federal student loans.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:14 am to GoldenBoy
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Step 1: Open a stripper school in living room
Step 2: Profit
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:16 am to HighAnkleSprain
Stripping degree from River Parish Community College coming your way
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:16 am to HighAnkleSprain
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How’s this gonna work?
They must go to stripper college and have a diploma. The diplomas will be posted in the lobby or bathroom of the strip club.
There will be spot checks, just like at the doctor's office.
Don't tell me you didn't look at that thoracic surgeon's diploma in one of the visits before he did your open heart surgery. Tulane Medical School? Oh shite.... Where is John's Hopkins when you need them?
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