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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.

Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:01 am to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18893 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:01 am to
Murder rate off the charts, NOPD in disarray. Hmmm. Let’s concentrate on statues and strippers.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Murder rate off the charts, NOPD in disarray. Hmmm. Let’s concentrate on statues and strippers.




They have to identify the bodies somehow...
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33793 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:04 am to
I like it. Have to maintain standards.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:07 am to
Stripper training schools about to open up in a lot of houses in NOLA
Posted by autauga
Member since Sep 2015
3652 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:10 am to
Louisiana
Stripper
University
Posted by mindbreaker
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
7632 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:21 am to
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How’s this gonna work?


Dammit I hope they leave Visions alone. Is it even technically in the city? If it isn't YAY new talent at Visions. Hopefully the older strippers fill them in on the rules there
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28714 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Where are they going to keep their license while on the job?



Have no idea on how this stuff works, but I knew a stripper while I lived in Vegas and she had an exotic dancing license. So not sure if this was just something done in Vegas but these things do exist.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 10:34 am
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
2924 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:58 am to
quote:

In all seriousness, this is going to likely be a certification you pay the city to obtain.


Good call... looks like they're literally gonna tax that arse.
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3573 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:05 am to
There goes amateur night.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:07 am to
How does someone apply to be an instructor?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21853 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Louisiana
Stripper
University


I'll donate to this school's endowment. Mostly in $1 bills
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6512 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:18 am to
Will the certification say Cinnamon or Aricuh Fontenot?
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2603 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:35 am to
I'm a certified trainer!
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37007 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:42 am to
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Murder rate off the charts, NOPD in disarray. Hmmm. Let’s concentrate on statues and strippers.


This has nothing to do with the city.

This is coming from the completely out of control state office of Alcohol and Tobacco Control.

The ATC... the same clowns that are harassing craft brewers if they want to sell food or have any entertainment
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 11:45 am
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:48 am to
New Orleans Government Mafia. Pay them the "protection" permit.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Will the tuition be $350?


Free tuition...our employees can pay $350 to work there.

#stripperlivesmatter
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:11 pm to
strippers who are getting older and have c section scars or stretch marks want to make it harder for fresh 18 year old talent to get their titty in the door
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:23 pm to
I hope the training covers tampon string tucking. Always a turnoff to see the fuse sticking out.
Posted by Fa Sheaux Breaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2018
530 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:34 pm to
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Can't wait to see ads for all the new stripper vo-tech schools accepting federal student loans.
At least these loans will actually have a chance at being paid back, unlike the ones that idiots who go into "general studies" or liberal arts get.

It might be some duck or sugar daddy that pays them back, but there's still a better chance.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

I hope the training covers tampon string tucking. Always a turnoff to see the fuse sticking out


Got to pull the string to see the show.
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