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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:17 am to HighAnkleSprain
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:17 am to HighAnkleSprain
I hate the government.
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Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:18 am to TigerFanatic99
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I would like to volunteer to be on the certification board. Someone has to verify that strippers do indeed know how to strip and lap dance before they are certified
Lol if you think they're actually going to certify them and this isn't just a money grab.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:22 am to TH03
They will be required to take drug tests, too. So, there will be like 3 srippers in NOLA.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:24 am to Sparkplug#1
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They will be required to take drug tests, too. So, there will be like 3 srippers in NOLA.
To get or maintain the certificate?
Plenty of certificates are to first get, then you can do what you want.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 9:25 am
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:24 am to HighAnkleSprain
Untrained at what ?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:24 am to HighAnkleSprain
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How’s this gonna work?
They have to pass an oral exam.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:24 am to TH03
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just a money grab.
New Orleans: If you want to take off your clothes, you're going to need to go down to the municipal clerk's office and file form 344-A "Professional Nude Performer Application," complete the 2 page form and pay $55. Please make sure to bring cash or check, the office does not accept credit cards.
This will enable New Orleans to ensure only qualified personnel are removing clothing and 'shaking dem tittays' within the city limits.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:25 am to TH03
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Lol if you think they're actually going to certify them and this isn't just a money grab.
It is coming, faster than we think.
ISO765439.2017(a) European combined standards for entertainment establishment performance and exotic dancing.
Only a matter of time before all men's clubs will be required to post ISO Certification documentation so that patrons can be assured of standardized performance across international boundaries. Assures good business practice in that industry.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:27 am to slackster
This is like florists needing to be licensed. It's just corruption, cronyism, and a money grab.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:27 am to MeridianDog
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ISO765439.2017(a) European combined standards for entertainment establishment performance and exotic dancing.
Is it wrong that I immediately googled this to see if there was such an ISO?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:27 am to HighAnkleSprain
Mitch 
tss
one time at ricks girl put her head on my crotch and tried to do some weird flip to put to put her crotch in my face. ended up kicking me square in the mouth, i bled for a while. got some drinks out of it, but not worth it.
new orleans has needed something like this for a long time. one of the bigger issues in the city imo.
tss
one time at ricks girl put her head on my crotch and tried to do some weird flip to put to put her crotch in my face. ended up kicking me square in the mouth, i bled for a while. got some drinks out of it, but not worth it.
new orleans has needed something like this for a long time. one of the bigger issues in the city imo.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 9:28 am
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:31 am to chicano12
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Untrained’ strippers
Sounds like a name for a punk band with a girl drummer...
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:34 am to HighAnkleSprain
can always count on government to tackle the true problems of society
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:36 am to TH03
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In all seriousness, this is going to likely be a certification you pay the city to obtain.
Yeah. Money grab.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:39 am to Winston Cup
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one time at ricks girl put her head on my crotch and tried to do some weird flip to put to put her crotch in my face. ended up kicking me square in the mouth, i bled for a while. got some drinks out of it, but not worth it.
I had one do this trick to me down there as well, not sure if it was at Rick's or not. The trick was successful and I was not kicked in the face. I must admit that it is a cool trick. However, rather than a shoe to the face, my nose was now inches away from quite the smelly vag and/or arse. Smelled as though this fine lady had been working hard for much of the night.
So, your getting free drinks is a much better story than getting a whiff full of bad booty.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:47 am to MorbidTheClown
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ITT gonna open up a stripper training program?
frick that.
O-T Lounge Training Academy.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:49 am to HighAnkleSprain
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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
They just want to make sure strippers are training at the gym so we don't have fatty strippers. About time Mitch did something right.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:50 am to TSLG
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frick that.
O-T Lounge Training Academy.
Will the tuition be $350?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 9:55 am to HighAnkleSprain
Along with these training standards...
...can they also establish a weight limit?
...can they also establish a weight limit?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 10:01 am to cokebottleag
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Is it wrong that I immediately googled this to see if there was such an ISO?
There are lots of them. Just like the lottery, I could have hit it. My ISOs were the 9000 series, (ISO9000 - 9004). But I am retired mow. May open a certification inspection service to help clubs maintain their certifications if this comes to pass.
Certification maintenance is usually a matter of developing written specifications to comply with the Standard and then assuring compliance. It is also a financially lucrative business for certification providers.
I see a good money stream from an ISO certification program for Gentlemen's club performers. OF course, there is no such ting as a free lunch, and that goes for certification programs for assuring ISP standards compliance by strippers, too.
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