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re: Let's hear your best "Jody" story
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:37 am to Janky
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:37 am to Janky
The part where it got worse: child support/alimony based on a $300,000 salary (what I had made in Afghanistan)... Took a couple of years to get reduced, left me horribly behind in payments to the point I was living with adult relatives and friends because I could not make enough to pay child and spousal support and live. I had no home, vehicle, money, nothing...
Developed a huge drinking problem, dropped out of life for a few years...
Married again now to a great wife and completely started over, so it's trending up.
Developed a huge drinking problem, dropped out of life for a few years...
Married again now to a great wife and completely started over, so it's trending up.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 10:43 am
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:41 am to birdieman
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Married again now to a great wife and completely started over, so it's trending up.
Glad to see you make a come back from that... That would kill the average man...
Since you have kids with said beast, what kind of relationship do you have with her...?
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 10:43 am
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:51 am to birdieman
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your best "Jody" story by birdieman
I was Jody, and got Jody'd by the husband.
Met her in grad school, knew her for a year or so before. She was married then, but a year later, quit wearing her band and confided that she was separated and he had moved out...she was a human Barbie doll, no kids, and she didn't have to ask me twice.
It was on for about 3 months straight. Her place was my first stop after classes, and sometimes before class as she was DTF 24/7. I refused to spend the night in case homeboy showed up from off-shore early with an AR-15.
Just as suddenly, she ended it. Confessed that "I've been seeing my husband behind your back."
Turns out there was no separation, he was just on a 3-month "whatever" for work, and he had actually come home 2 wks before for a couple days (she had told me she was OOT with family) and they "reconnected" and she was going to make her marriage work. He knew about me, also, and was willing to forgive her blah blah blah...but it would be hazardous to my health to come around again.
I felt used, betrayed, ashamed...for about 30 seconds.
This was 1998. I think they are still together to this day, the poor bastard. Goddamn, but that girl was talented. I still couldn't live with it, if I were him...but I can see where it would be hard to give it up, I guess.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:19 am to 19
It's like the fat chick in sideways, that's their fetish.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:26 am to birdieman
and somebody that posts here (can't remember who) has her same glasses
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:40 am to birdieman
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My own story, 2010 coming back from Afghanistan going home to california on a two week leave... I am laid over in Atlanta and call my wife to let her know I will be home in x hours. She told me don't come she has a bf etc and she is filing for divorce. I go to change flights and credit card is canceled and debit card wouldn't work- there was less than $100 in the account.... I had been making over 300k and direct depositing it every other week. She was going to bank and withdrawing funds as they came in. I was 38, had access to less than $100 after making almost a million bucks in 3 years working overseas. And it got worse from there....
Frickkk this is brutal.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:42 am to birdieman
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Married again now to a great wife and completely started over, so it's trending up.
Dang man, God bless you and your new life. Sounds like you went through hell but made it back and are much stronger.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:47 am to birdieman
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The part where it got worse: child support/alimony based on a $300,000 salary (what I had made in Afghanistan)... Took a couple of years to get reduced, left me horribly behind in payments to the point I was living with adult relatives and friends because I could not make enough to pay child and spousal support and live. I had no home, vehicle, money, nothing...
Developed a huge drinking problem, dropped out of life for a few years...
Married again now to a great wife and completely started over, so it's trending up.
How in the hell does that bitch look at herself in the mirror?
Man, I must have lead a naive and sheltered life because I can't imagine people with a soul evil enough to pull the shite she pulled on you.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:54 am to TygerTyger
frick forgot he posts/reads the OT
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:57 am to Mr. Hangover
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A guy I used to work with at a refinery caught his wife cheating on him.. we were working a shutdown, and one day he got sick right after lunch and had to leave.. turns out when he got home (she was a stay at home Facebook mom, go figure) he walked in and found his step dad (probably around 55 Y.O.) banging his wife on their dining room table while their 3 year old was in a high chair in the next room.. an argument ensues in the driveway, and he wound up getting ran over by his own (naked) stepdad’s hummer.. broke both of his femurs and his wrist...
The kicker....... they’re still together 5-6 years later
Man, aint NO pussy worth tolerating that. Not to mention what kinda of pussy can't kick the shite out of some 55 year old dude who he catches banging his wife? I'd have beat his arse and she definitely would have accidentally taken a shot or two during said arse beating.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:59 am to windshieldman
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ETA: It was weird he took off running. They had dated like 6-7 years. I met girl like a month after they broke up. If I’d dated an ex that long I wouldn’t take off running out back like that
You must have some mad knuckles baw
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:59 am to birdieman
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My own story, 2010 coming back from Afghanistan going home to california on a two week leave... I am laid over in Atlanta and call my wife to let her know I will be home in x hours. She told me don't come she has a bf etc and she is filing for divorce. I go to change flights and credit card is canceled and debit card wouldn't work- there was less than $100 in the account.... I had been making over 300k and direct depositing it every other week. She was going to bank and withdrawing funds as they came in. I was 38, had access to less than $100 after making almost a million bucks in 3 years working overseas. And it got worse from there....
Were there any red flags that she was a despicable person before you got married?
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:05 pm to Goldrush25
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Were there any red flags that she was a despicable person before you got married?
Sometimes there isn't . I had no indication that my first wife would be such a huge whore. Of course we were only 19 when we married, but still .... she wasn't a virgin or anything but I had no idea ........... You gotta be real trash to get pregnant by one man while married to another, among other things.
This stupid bitch her third husband the guy who got her pregnant while she was married to the guy she married after we got divorced, this motherfricker even had a restraining order to where he wasn't allowed to be around his own kids from a previous woman, but she's gonna frick around and have a kid with him, then this dude married her , LOL who marries the woman who was married to another man when he started fricking her? Who's like "oh yeah, she cheated on HIM, but she won't cheat on me?" LOL
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:16 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
quote:thats a red flag
Of course we were only 19 when we married,
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:16 pm to Hangover Haven
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This is the kind of shite women do.... I'm glad she made you feel wanted...
I mean, she had me do literally everything I swore I wouldn’t do. Betray every one of my convictions I thought I had.
I had danced with her at a wedding the year before, when her husband wouldn’t dance with her. We danced song after song. Just fun. I didn’t think anything of it.
A year later, I had just arrived in Texas for a turnaround. Right after breaking up with the first girlfriend I had had since the divorce.
She messaged me out the blue when I am bored as hell in this shite arse little town, feeling lonely and depressed. And we just chatted for hours...at first.
But the conversation turned, as it will, to our problems. I told her mine and she told me hers and we commiserated. Of course the story she laid out was one where he neglected her and mistreated her and didn’t ever give her enough attention, which is what they always say.
And then comes the innuendo, then the flirting. And it’s just on Facebook, harmless fun, right? I’m 600 miles away. What can happen?
So that’s how I spent my days. Texting and flirting with her from my hotel room and working at night. It made me feel wanted again.
It’s those baby steps that get you. The harmless inches that get you closer and closer to the edge, until you look down one day and you’ve already crossed the line.
And by that time the chemistry is so strong you almost don’t care. She calls you up with some story about how he hurt her feelings, and then asks “you wouldn’t do that to me, would you?”
And you’re over the edge before you even realize and then there’s no going back.
Of course, you say you’ll go back. You’ll make up all the excuses and rationalizations for why just a little bit, just for now, isn’t going to hurt.
Every day it was more pictures, more phone sex, just mental masturbation (well, and actual masturbation). And when you are done it’s always the same “we shouldn’t be doing this. We can’t keep doing this”
But you do. Because the snowball has already started rolling downhill.
You keep chasing that dragon.
And sooner rather than later you need more.
And so when I got home, we were going to meet one time, in person, just to end it.
When we saw each other standing there in the flesh again, the lighting struck and any shred of hesitation that was left was blown away after that first kiss. Hands flying to all the places you’d talked about. All the sensations only imagined up until then.
And still we tried to tell ourselves we were going to end it. She wanted me to take her on one date. One nice time. One last time together.
Seldom in my life have I had sex that depraved and wanton. All caution thrown to the wind, nothing but the realization of a thousand fantasies. Forbidden and taboo and wrong make for unbridled passion. And after that I was truly lost. Because after that, every next time is the “last time”.
I’ve never done heroin but I imagine it’s something akin to that.
We were junkies for it.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:24 pm to birdieman
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birdieman
what a dummy, protect yourself dummy
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:26 pm to birdieman
I knew this girl who cheated on her husband while he was stationed overseas. She got pregnant with twins that weren't his. They eventually got divorced and she opened a t-shirt shop. She's now hailed as a single mom hero on FB.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:27 pm to fr33manator
I’m so hard right now
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