birdieman

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted by birdieman on 8/17/19 at 8:10 am to LCA131

I bet he is walking by now.

re: A OT legend from the past

Posted by birdieman on 8/16/19 at 8:44 am to Bard

She is possessed by evil.

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re: 2020 Recession - Marko

Posted by birdieman on 8/15/19 at 3:31 pm to iAmBatman

Its time to buy....

re: Hilary Duff on a Thursday

Posted by birdieman on 8/15/19 at 10:37 am to RedRifle

re: Everyone seems to be talking about a recession.

Posted by birdieman on 8/15/19 at 10:23 am to Ham Solo

You make 500k... pay that mortgage off and be done with the nuisance.

re: Bully chokes 12 year old boy and caused brain and spinal damage

Posted by birdieman on 8/15/19 at 7:40 am to Byrdybyrd05

Man thats terrible. I dont even know what I would do...

re: 5 Police officers shot, still active shooting in Pa, several shooters

Posted by birdieman on 8/14/19 at 4:29 pm to LSUWoodworker

Really shitty area.

re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted by birdieman on 8/13/19 at 12:16 pm to PT24-7

Just run with her so she can pace you... 10 min pace should be doable...

re: When asked "How big is your house?" Do you exaggerate, understate, or say exactly?

Posted by birdieman on 8/12/19 at 10:48 pm to Evolved Simian

980 sqf condo that i paid off many years ago when I purchased it... I had been renting it out for several years but recently moved in it full time. It is simple, easy to clean and requires very little cost to operate.

re: $30/w Pre-K Lunch

Posted by birdieman on 8/3/19 at 1:02 pm to Dawgfanman

I woulf guess that has has alot to do with the kids exposure (or lack of) to competent adults at home.

re: $30/w Pre-K Lunch

Posted by birdieman on 8/3/19 at 8:45 am to Penn

Then keep the kid at home where he/she belongs at that age.

re: How long after the death of a spouse is it normal to start dating again?

Posted by birdieman on 8/1/19 at 5:10 pm to FlagLake

My trashbag dad was married again within 2 montha after step mother died.

re: Let’s Not Forget Our Unicorn Runner Up - The Lovely Galina Dub NSFW

Posted by birdieman on 7/30/19 at 5:11 pm to Hangit

Im 46 and I would lose my job cause i wouldnt be able to get my dick out of her long enough to go to work.

re: Turns Out Darth_Vader’s Hero and Source of Numerous Posts on Here is a Fraud

Posted by birdieman on 7/26/19 at 10:35 am to Darth_Vader

Darth, you do yourself no favors.

re: Turns Out Darth_Vader’s Hero and Source of Numerous Posts on Here is a Fraud

Posted by birdieman on 7/26/19 at 10:28 am to Darth_Vader

You look like a clown, bro.

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re: Are most of you actually Baws?

Posted by birdieman on 7/25/19 at 9:10 pm to I Bleed Garnet

Go frick your cousin.

re: Let's hear your best "Jody" story

Posted by birdieman on 7/25/19 at 8:48 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy

shite if I remember...

re: Let's hear your best "Jody" story

Posted by birdieman on 7/25/19 at 8:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe

I dont even remember posting this.

re: Mississippi tops the list with worst drivers in the United States..followed by

Posted by birdieman on 7/25/19 at 1:49 pm to Gaston

Your area is the worst, driving into bsl is a nightmare with terrible and distracted drivers in beat up cars. And speed traps.

re: Mississippi tops the list with worst drivers in the United States..followed by

Posted by birdieman on 7/25/19 at 1:17 pm to PipelineBaw

it is shocking how poorly ppl drive here. Alot of ppl come almost to a complete stop before turning. And eveyone is on their phone.

re: Best place to take your SO on birthday

Posted by birdieman on 7/25/19 at 10:17 am to I Bleed Garnet

Bring her to me, i will frick her good 4 ya.

re: Selling used car vs.trading it in.

Posted by birdieman on 7/22/19 at 4:59 pm to LSUA 75

Carmax

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re: Have you ever hired a prostitute?

Posted by birdieman on 7/21/19 at 8:58 am to 777Tiger

I used to travel to Dubai alot. The hotel bars are full of gorgeous hookers from every country you can think of. Classy looking broads not beat up crack heads.

re: Your least favorite club to hit?

Posted by birdieman on 7/20/19 at 9:51 pm to i am dan

My 3W is useless. I doubt I use it 3x a year.

Golf Board

re: NSFW Part 2. Rate a German Hurdler, rallyTiger

Posted by birdieman on 7/19/19 at 11:25 am to Athos

9.9999

re: What's the best/worst thing you have persuaded your SO into?

Posted by birdieman on 7/18/19 at 10:03 pm to DavidTheGnome

Disgusting

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re: Do you drink every day?

Posted by birdieman on 7/18/19 at 5:31 pm to Old Sarge

I stop drinking after the last alabama football game of the season til mardi gras shite starts up. Some years its a longish break but recently not much of a break.

Other than that I drink something most days...