Let's hear your best "Jody" story

I knew this Hawaiian guy in high school. He tried out for the Hockey team. It was funny as shite.

Was a costar on Family Affair.

Sissy (pictured L) looked like she would work-

2,1,2,1

I had a nice 6-9 month fling with a CG wife. This was near 20 years ago now. He’d be underway. She’d want to go out.

Started typical stupid enough. Just a group of friends but she kept gravitating to me? I’m so stupid I don’t click until her tongue was down my throat. She was so cold blooded and remorseless. And to my knowledge the dude did ZERO wrong.

Women can be cold blooded. Thankfully they moved off when he got stationed elsewhere, because there were no signs of slowing down. I kept telling myself “they must have arrangement. “.

She even wanted to go out when he was home. Like all hang out and have a beer. Meet some of her friends. I was like “WTF? You know I can’t be friends with him!? This is already fricked up!”

I had already conceded that if we got busted, I’d just put my hands in my pockets and take an arse whipping.

Girlfriend of 1 year (no pics) comes home after being out of town for a week due to work. Tells me she just wants to go to bed and she will see me tomorrow. I decide to drive over to drop off a gift I had gotten for her while she was gone. I knock on the door and when she answers the sheer look of shock on her face tells me something is up. She then tells me she needs space, blah, blah, blah. So as I'm leaving there is another truck parked in front of the house running with a gentleman looking at me as I walk back to my truck. I make the block and the individual was now parked in the driveway in the spot I had just left.

Oh well, I was looking when I found her......

A guy I worked with had his fiancé go to France to be a missionary for a summer. We ragged him about “Pierre” the whole time and how much fun she must be having over there. She came home and broke it off because “she met someone” over there and if she was capable of having those feelings, then she wasn’t ready to marry him. Still give him shite to this day about Pierre.

I used to go to Jody's house all the time to hang out. He thought we were best buds, but I was really there for his sister who was 2 yrs older

No Michael here.

That one did get some good responses back in the day though.

quote:

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She broke you baw.

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I was Jody baw.


ETA: I mean, I got Jody’ed in a way too, only he didn’t have the nuts to do it for real so he had to catfish it, since he couldn’t do it on his own merit.

But i’ve Seen both sides of the coin. I know how every aspect of that wicked little web they weave works.

I know all the lines, all the excuses, the whole script.

Buddy was building wife a million $ home while she was banging the electrician or plumber or something. Found out right as they finished the house. I don't think he ever slept there. She lived there for a bit but they sold it pretty quickly.