re: Let's hear your best "Jody" story

Thanks. I needed something to fap to, but next time kill her at the end.

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Jesus Christ. You didn't even have the decency to close the door while you fricked their mother, knowing there was 2 young children sleeping in the other room? That was too much effort for you to put out?

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Im my defense, it was closed by her. I just didn't hear it open.

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Well, his story didn't happen. SO there's that.

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Actually it did, sir. I'm still friends with her former best friend's husband who lived a few houses down at the time. We talked about her not that long ago. Seems as if she got caught in an affair up there and ended up in a nasty divorce. She messaged me on FB back in 2009 asking if her ex had contacted me. At that time, I was married and we were stationed at Pax in MD.

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this motherfricker with his unintelligible drivel fact checking everyone lol.

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She had opened a mailbox on her own at the post office where she lived (their mail came to their house) and would send me things several times a week in a care package - back then, Lutz potato chips weren't available here yet, so I'd get bags of the vinegar ones, among other things. She'd send all sorts of stuff.

Sex with her was absolutely amazing. She was also the first one that let me PIIHB lol

I ran aerial ISR and CI systems...

i was talking about that heyheyhogs fig.

I was calling him a fig, not you. lol

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Thanks. I needed something to fap to, but next time kill her at the end.

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No shite, this was the kind of chick with whom death wasn’t on the table. She was crazy, but that kind of pent up crazy that’s been being pushed down for years so when it surfaces it erupts like a volcano.

With her you never knew if it was going to be mind blowing sex, with your fingers inside her like a bowling ball while you picked her up and choked her against the wall, or if she was going to come at you with a knife.

I think the crazy made it even hotter though.

It was all new, all adventure, all just brazen frickwild moments. We did it in an automatic car wash, at the park, in a stairwell...she had me doing things I’d never dared to and I didn’t care.

And whenever she would flip out and i’d Tell her it was over, she knew just how to get me back. She’d beg and plead and call me all the pet names that drove me wild. Promise to do all the things I liked.

Tell me how bad she needed it. How bad she wanted it. Craved it.
Like I said she knew my weaknesses.

One day, she came over while I was home from working nights after we had a fight and just put it on me. I was plowing the absolute dogshit out of her every way possible when I hear a knocking on the door.

She hops off of me and says “oh shite!”

She throws clothes on and answers my door (I stayed in the bed) and it’s her husband.

The fricked up thing is she somehow convinced him that we were just talking. It was sad.

He bought her a car later that day.

Some women are just made to screw with men’s heads.

She’s dead to me now, if that helps

Not exactly the “best” but it’s my story

Had a hot, younger gf when I was early 20s ( probably why I put up with her dumb shite for so long) . She was going to college and living with me so I basically handled all the bills. I worked shift work and had the ability to go home for supper or lunch or whatever. With limited time she suggest I give her a heads up when I was in my way and she’d have my food ready.

She had a female friend that lived a few houses down and a lot of times she’d hang out there and it was pretty much a party house. I started to notice every time I text her to tell her I was on my way I’d pass one of her guy friends within a mile or two of my house. If I’d ask if he had been over she would say that maybe he had been at her friends down the road and then go off on me about being insecure and bitch me out.

Decided to stop announcing I was headed home. First time I pull up they are both outside smoking a cigarette. I had to play it cool because I was in a company car and basically on company time so couldn’t do much. She said he passed and saw her outside and just wanted to stop and say hey. Next time it happened again they were outside smoking but his shoes were off and inside my back door. I didn’t ask any questions or need any answers. He scurried off and when I got off that afternoon I handed her a box of trash bags and told her to load her belongings up and never come back. I invited some friends over, we bbq’ed and drank beer and watched her take her shite and go. I called in to work and drank for 3 straight days before friends showed up and intervened.

6 months later I met my current wife and been living happily ever after



Still hate that fricking count though

My fault, guess I'm sort of an idiot. I usually just read a couple of the stories and then try to move on with my day before getting too far into the rabbit hole.