How many holes in a straw?

one loooooooooooooooooong one

Zero

1

3

None I guess. Because if your straw has a hole in it, you'll suck air while trying to drink.

if a doughnut has a hole, so does a straw. or maybe it doesn't.

Here’s the answer from someone who knows something about bitches and holes-

Before or after I frick it up trying to get it out of the wrapper and can’t get to the bottom 3 inches of my drink?

quote:

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A drinking straw, how many holes?

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There is no hole because there is no straw. There is nothing. The straw is a figment of your imagination, a ruse your mind created to deal with the pain of your own existence. You need the straw to be there just to keep the fragile eggshell that is your mind from shattering into a infinite number of razor sharp shards ripping apart your identity and leaving you a blank, drooling blob of vegetative flesh. So your mind tells you the straw is there. Even though deep down in the darkest recesses of your soul, places you dare not look because you know the terrifying monsters that lurk there, you know there is no straw. There never was a straw. There never will be a straw.