dshort_bruh

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Eyebrows are the real mystery.

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Keep that sweat out ya eyes :dunno:

Chegg

When I was a police officer I would wear my uniform to work, I drove a 2013 Mustang GT.

Everyone was driving slow as frick and I couldnt pass but finally it went to a three lane. No one got over so I got over and went from 65 to 75 pretty fast then set cruise(limit was 70). Couple cars later I saw the State Trooper but kept on going and he turned the lights on as soon as I passed him.

He walked up and started laughing saying he was wondering why I had the balls to pass him :lol:

Bo Nix Jr season

Edit: Go to his Sophomore season to see his wheels, he had several 50+ yard runs.

Called the other day and got $35 off so I only pay $21 for DirectTV, I didn’t try and get any more channels or anything so I called again today and said I really needed my phone bill lowered and Sunday ticket. He gave me the all sports package for 6 months and starz for 4 months free, do not have to cancel.

I told him I needed my total bill to be cheaper so he looked at internet bill and it was already discounted so he said let me transfer, before you do is there anything else. I said I would like DVR and 2 more boxes and he said I would be called May 1st and I could upgrade all my equipment and get 4 boxes free of charge.

Transferred me to AT&T and they discounted bill $20 and gave me free HBO for life.

Thank you OP!

I hope he gets his 2,000 yards

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I dunno man, that's dicey territory. By that logic your arse and mouth are the same hole.

I'll say two!

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If you poke a hole in a piece of paper, how many holes?

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want the winner to have as many injuries as possible but still find a way to win the game.

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Georgia fans know their team sucks and their only chance to win is because injuries, what a shame.

Ohh yea, 42-17

My dog barks once or twice at anyone that pulls into the yard, if he recognizes the car he quits. If he doesn’t then he will continue to bark. My neighbor has two pit bulls that run to the fence across the street everytime they let them out and they bark for five minutes or so. And we just moved closer to town so he hears a bunch of ambulance sirens and he will howl with it, trying to let him know it’s ok lol

MIke Leach would be fun as hell to watch imat Auburn.

I would like for Auburn to run the read option in wild cat instead of just having Kerryon run.

Run the quick huddle and have Ryan Davis be the QB(he played QB and read option in high school). Then you could also throw the ball like Nick Marshall did to Sammie in the 13 Iron bowl a couple times to keep the D honest. I think at least 5 times we should run this on 2nd and short situations.