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A Question as Old as Time: Grizzly Bear VS Silverback Gorilla Deathmatch - Who wins?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:35 pm
Your contenders:
Silverback Gorilla
Height: 5’ average, 6’ largest
Weight: 300-400 lbs average, 500 lbs largest
Main weapon: Bite, Strength, Opposable thumbs
Grizzly Bear
Height: 10’ tall
Weight: 700-800 lbs average, 1500 lbs largest
Main Weapon: Bite, Claws, and Strength
Fighting Prowess
Gorilla's throwing hands (33-45sec) (warning: annoying white women)
Bears throwing hands (1:43 sec - till)
Who you got in the match up of a lifetime?
Silverback Gorilla
Height: 5’ average, 6’ largest
Weight: 300-400 lbs average, 500 lbs largest
Main weapon: Bite, Strength, Opposable thumbs
Grizzly Bear
Height: 10’ tall
Weight: 700-800 lbs average, 1500 lbs largest
Main Weapon: Bite, Claws, and Strength
Fighting Prowess
Gorilla's throwing hands (33-45sec) (warning: annoying white women)
Bears throwing hands (1:43 sec - till)
Who you got in the match up of a lifetime?
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 2:40 pm
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Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:37 pm to StealthCalais11
Gorilla, opposable thumbs FTW.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:37 pm to StealthCalais11
Polar bear beats any land creator.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:38 pm to StealthCalais11
Where’s pecker head when you need him?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:38 pm to StealthCalais11
Gorilla. Would have a much easier time getting around his opponent due to his athleticism.
ETA: I retract my pick. That's a pretty significant size difference that favors the Grizz.
ETA: I retract my pick. That's a pretty significant size difference that favors the Grizz.
This post was edited on 11/8/17 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:39 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:
This article states that a Russian miner in 1895 witnessed a moose drinking from a stream when a Grizzly bear approached from the other side. Moose are very territorial, and they are especially known to attack anything they perceive to be a threat to their water source. The moose charged full speed across the stream, and just as it neared the bear, the bear stood up and with a quick motion swiped the moose in the side of the face. The moose’s head became decapitated and flew a distance of fifteen to twenty feet.
grizzly
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:39 pm to StealthCalais11
What if the gorilla had a pointed stick?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:39 pm to StealthCalais11
What is the sex of the combatants please?
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:41 pm to StealthCalais11
i'm putting my money on the grizzly
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:41 pm to StealthCalais11
Bear.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:42 pm to StealthCalais11
I've always wondered how a rhinoceros would fare as well. But between those two, I'm taking the griz.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:43 pm to StealthCalais11
Grizzly. Gorilla has no armor/protection and grizzly claws are huge. Grizzly would shred him.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:44 pm to StealthCalais11
Whichever one has the high ground
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:44 pm to StealthCalais11
9 times out of 10 A brown bear would make quick work of a gorilla.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:44 pm to StealthCalais11
One aspect these questions always ignore is why are they fighting? It's not like they eat each other or fight for sport. Tell me who's go more to fight for, like one is defending their babies, and I'll tell you who wins, or rather who backs down first.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:45 pm to StealthCalais11
A) Not this shite again.
B) Grizzly, without a doubt.
B) Grizzly, without a doubt.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:46 pm to StealthCalais11
This isn't a matchup at all. The Grizzly would destroy it in seconds.
A Grizzly vs Gorilla is equivalent to Brock Lesner vs a Gorilla, where Brock is the gorilla, and the gorilla is the Grizzly. You'd have to be an idiot to not know who would win.
A Grizzly vs Gorilla is equivalent to Brock Lesner vs a Gorilla, where Brock is the gorilla, and the gorilla is the Grizzly. You'd have to be an idiot to not know who would win.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:48 pm to StealthCalais11
Grizzly bear and it's not even close. 10/10 the gorilla never even has a chance.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:49 pm to StealthCalais11
I bet the Romans knew the answer to this.
Posted on 11/8/17 at 2:50 pm to StealthCalais11
Animal death match would be the greatest show of all time. And I'm not talking about any of that animated bullshite they had on the animal planet a few years ago
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