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Christopher Columbus is a hero.

Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:59 am
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 10:59 am
He sailed the ocean blue on a little wooden ship.

His voyage is the equivalent of a moon mission today. He had no support. Nobody to rescue him. No navigators.

He did not know what he would find.

Non-Euro crybabies are just jealous that their people never did anything so awesome. White people are magic.
Posted by bobby_3_sticks
Member since Oct 2017
245 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:02 am to
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White people are magic.

wow
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112793 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:02 am to
WSJ had an article on Columbus a week ago. It said he did NOT mistakenly call the natives 'Indians' thinking he had landed in India. He knew he wasn't in India. He called them a word loosely translated as 'not very advanced people.' It later got turned into 'Indians'.
Posted by Kickadawgitfeelsgood
Lafayette LA
Member since Nov 2005
14089 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:03 am to
Snowflake?
Posted by Giant Leaf
On Leaf
Member since Nov 2015
4229 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:06 am to
I support Columbus day because it makes the mentally ill faction of this nation have life threatening levels of high blood pressure and outrage

My favorite new holiday

Christopher Columbus is an American hero! Are you outraged yet!
Posted by N.O. via West-Cal
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2004
7184 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:09 am to
Fun fact: Columbus could be viewed as one of the earliest figures of diversity to be embraced by the fledgling US. As an Italian sailing under a Spanish flag, Columbus' non-Britishness was useful to a nation seeking to forge its own identity, apart from its expelled colonial master.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37668 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:10 am to
He wasn't even there when all the murders happened I don't think. Dude was on good terms with the Indians and sailed back home. His men eventually started raping and killing.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Christopher Columbus is a hero. by Numberwang


If you ain't first....you're last.

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53544 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:10 am to
Columbus started the transatlantic slave trade

Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19583 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:12 am to
The great Chinese fleet did some impressive exploration.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27485 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:23 am to
quote:

He sailed the ocean blue on a little wooden ship.

His voyage is the equivalent of a moon mission today. He had no support. Nobody to rescue him. No navigators.

He did not know what he would find.

Non-Euro crybabies are just jealous that their people never did anything so awesome. White people are magic.


The moon landing would probably be viewed a bit differently if, once we landed, we found out that people had been living there for thousands of years, so we rounded them up and limited them to a tiny fraction of the moon's surface while taking most of the land and resources for ourselves.

Look, I'm by no means one of those "he who finds it first gets to keep it forever" type people, one doesn't need to be a SJW to acknowledge that Columbus didn't discover a damned thing
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83225 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:27 am to
I love Columbus and am proud of my 100% European heritage
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:44 am to
He is nothing, he is dead
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125564 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:50 am to
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White people are magic.


He was a dark olive skinned Italian
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7745 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 11:54 am to
Christopher Columbus was an idiot who first of all was not the first to "discover" America, wrongly believed he had found India and went to his deathbed still believing this, and also brought disease, starvation and enslavement to the natives.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67297 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 12:46 pm to
It doesn't matter if he wasn't first, it matters that his discovery stuck and changed history. The Chinese explorations did not result in permanent settlements. The Viking colony survived for a time, but was eventually abandoned. Columbus is deserving of the praise he gets.
Posted by Douboy
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
4332 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

White people are magic.


As much as I LOL’ed at this, I think you got it backwards. White people are the suckers that work to pay for Air Jordans. That’s magic.
Posted by PuddinPopPharmacist
Member since May 2017
790 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 1:13 pm to
It's not like Indians had any issue whatsoever with genocide, rape, murder, or just plain general cruelty. That they were noble, peaceful savages is a myth.
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
13022 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 1:14 pm to
Columbus was a Dreamer, before being a Dreamer was cool.


Why does the left hate Dreamers?


This post was edited on 10/9/17 at 1:20 pm
Posted by CBDJoe
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2016
71 posts
Posted on 10/9/17 at 1:42 pm to
Columbus claimed the new land for the Christian king and queen, and, therefore, his legacy needs to be continuously and progressively smeared with newly discovered lies. And little native American children need to be taught that their ancestors were all wise and noble people who lived in harmony wit nature and each other just like little African American children are taught that that their ancestors were all royal princes and princesses.
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