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Long straw in short drink
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:32 am
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:32 am
It really pisses me off when they are out of normal straws and you need to put that big arse long straw in a normal sized drink. If I'm not paying attention I'll jam that fricker straight up my nose while I'm driving.
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Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:33 am to BigPerm30
Sounds like you should be angry with yourself, you uncoordinated oaf.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:33 am to BigPerm30
If it is a styrofoam cup, just keep pushing the straw down until it is the height that you want.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:40 am to BigPerm30
Real men only stir their drink then toss the straw
Here you go fairy boy
Here you go fairy boy
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:42 am to BigPerm30
maybe you should stop being a woman and carry a pocket knife. Cut the straw to the height you like and go on with your merry day.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:46 am to BigPerm30
quote:This melt sounds like what an R-rated commercial by this guy would be:
It really pisses me off when they are out of normal straws and you need to put that big arse long straw in a normal sized drink. If I'm not paying attention I'll jam that fricker straight up my nose while I'm driving.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:52 am to BigPerm30
Long straw in a short drink, I'm a long straw in a short drink...!
This post was edited on 9/18/17 at 8:55 am
Posted on 9/18/17 at 8:52 am to BigPerm30
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Long straw in short drink
I too hate those big arse harpoons that they have at the convenience stores. Why do I need a 14" straw?
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:05 am to BigPerm30
Another reason to carry a pocket knife, cut straw to the height you want.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:15 am to BigPerm30
Man dinking with a straw is gay
Posted on 9/18/17 at 9:16 am to BigPerm30
First world problem of the day contender right there.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:10 am to BigPerm30
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Long straw in short drink
First world problems, ain't it grand.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:12 am to BigPerm30
I hate it too. But I just bite off the end of the straw to make it shorter. Flip it and insert
Posted on 9/18/17 at 10:59 am to BigPerm30
#firstworldproblems
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:02 am to BigPerm30
A pocket knife is your best friend.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:06 am to BigPerm30
It's better than a short straw with a tall drink. One misstep and you're fishing that thing out of there, and when you're almost finished the straw won't reach the drink.
Posted on 9/18/17 at 11:10 am to BigPerm30
Right
Posted on 9/18/17 at 12:19 pm to BigPerm30
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If I'm not paying attention I'll jam that fricker straight up my nose while I'm driving.
They have this invention, it's called scissors, maybe you've heard of it?
Posted on 9/18/17 at 1:17 pm to BigPerm30
I thought this was going to be a new song by Cake.
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