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Them monkeys down in Florida are out of control!!!

Posted on 7/10/17 at 10:59 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67297 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 10:59 am
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside:
Gators? Check
Panthers? Check
Pythons? Check
Monkeys with STD's...

quote:

Monkeys swarm Ocala man's property




Check!
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 11:04 am
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45380 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:01 am to
The monkeys in Silver Springs just attacked someone last week. Planet of the Apes
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22782 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:02 am to
Not just monkeys, infected monkeys.

They are retired lab animals.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35313 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:02 am to
Wtf Florida has a wild monkey population?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12990 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:03 am to
Damn global warming. Those monkeys can't take the heat down in the swamp anymore.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35960 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:03 am to
somebody get the hounds ready...
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18530 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:04 am to
pew pew pew
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 11:05 am
Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
7156 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:08 am to
Gross. How did this happen? Did a few escape a lab and reproduce?
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51818 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:19 am to
Me and my Benjamin could solve this issue.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91238 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:25 am to
Picture makes a nice "soon" meme
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32145 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:35 am to
Outdoor Board
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 11:38 am to
1. Genetically engineer predatory aquatic monkeys which feed on Burmese Python and Lionfish.

2. Release herds of these monkeys in the Everglades and the coasts.

3. ????

4. Profit.
This post was edited on 7/10/17 at 11:39 am
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51818 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:01 pm to
This is just fricking great.


More Dem voters in an already close swing state.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11097 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:26 pm to
Give those monkeys the business, I say...
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
11202 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:26 pm to
I really came to this thread expecting to see half the broad on the baned list..

Well played.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73654 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:29 pm to
Florida will soon be nothing but retirees and infected monkeys.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
20227 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 12:30 pm to
There's a Howard Cosell punch line I could throw out, but...
Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 1:19 pm to
Seems like they need (more and) bigger pythons in Florida.
Posted by mr brightside
Fred's
Member since Jun 2017
456 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 2:25 pm to


Why is this on political talk?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 7/10/17 at 3:25 pm to
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