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Colorado man declares he is King of Wales in two-column Times ad
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:48 pm
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Allan V. Evans of Colorado, USA, believes he is no ordinary man.
He is so certain of that fact that he has taken out a large, two-column advert in today's Times newspaper to declare his claim to the throne of Wales.
He declares that in 30 days he is going to claim his historic Royal estate, all lands, assets and titles including the "Royal Title and Crown of Wales".
Mr Evans is, according to himself, the descendant of the first King of Wales.
His long and glorious lineage is set out in detail in his closely-printed advert.
He declares: "Allan V. Evans... is a direct descendant of an unbroken line of primogeniture line legally documented since the 3rd Century".
He believes his ancestor was Cunedda Wledig, who he describes as "the founder of the Kingdom of Wales, then known as the Kingdom of Gondor".
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He concludes with in a rhetorical flourish declaring that his return to claim the crown is the fulfilment of Tolkien's writing in the Lord of the Rings.
He writes: "For the Legend was not a myth but was indeed true, and more than a mere Tolkien story, that the men of the West are now returning and now is the time of the return of the King."
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Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:50 pm to TN Bhoy
Sweet
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:52 pm to TN Bhoy
crazy person wastes money acting crazy.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:52 pm to TN Bhoy
The juice is worth the squeeze.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:54 pm to TN Bhoy
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:54 pm to TN Bhoy
How nice of him not to depose Elizabeth. What a gentleman.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:54 pm to TN Bhoy
I bet he runs like a Welshman.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:54 pm to TN Bhoy
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:56 pm to TN Bhoy
This is standard among the aristocracy. You make a bold claim for the throne, but to prevent bloodshed, the crown settles and gives you a dukedom.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:56 pm to TN Bhoy
Oh shite, he used "Primogeniture" in a sentence. He ain't fricking around.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 12:59 pm to TN Bhoy
I really hope a camera crew follows his journey and gets all the footage of him trying to declare his birth rite. 
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:01 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Oh shite, he used "Primogeniture" in a sentence. He ain't fricking around
That's how I knew he's legitimate.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:04 pm to TN Bhoy
would this be the first iteration of a royal starting his own GoFundMe page?
I'm going to assume he blew all his remaining cash on this decree in the newspaper, and needs money for the flight to London to pull his sword from the stone
I'm going to assume he blew all his remaining cash on this decree in the newspaper, and needs money for the flight to London to pull his sword from the stone
This post was edited on 3/1/17 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:04 pm to TN Bhoy
That is one hell of a run-on sentence!
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:05 pm to Uncle Stu
That's some good weed that fool is smoking. 
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:07 pm to TN Bhoy
I get being a Game of Thrones fan and all, but he may be taking this a little too seriously
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:07 pm to TN Bhoy
Was really hoping his name was Ralph.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:08 pm to TN Bhoy
Has he named a champion? I don't think the queen chose wisely:
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:24 pm to TN Bhoy
$50 this guy has a pair of hobbit feet slippers.
Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:27 pm to SabiDojo
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