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re: Tigers Maul Man At Chinese Zoo NSFW

Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3894 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:01 am to
Exactly. Tigers do what tigers do. It's not the tiger's fault that dude was a dumbass.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56715 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:08 am to
I'd like to think that just as this man was being mauled to his death, he truly lived - perhaps for the first time ever.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72683 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:10 am to
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I'd like to think that just as this man was being mauled to his death, he truly lived - perhaps for the first time ever.




THAT is beautiful...Like something by Kahlil Gibran...YOU may be The Prophet of the O-T...

:sniff:
This post was edited on 1/30/17 at 9:56 am
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:25 am to
Maybe I'm just a vicious arse koala bear

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23791 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:32 am to
quote:

According to NDTV, the tiger was shot dead after attempts at frightening the animals away with firecrackers and water canons failed.


1. Water shall be clear.

2. Water will not deter a tiger.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34521 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:40 am to
That's like the basketball referees that keep blowing their whistles while trying to break up a fight in the NBA... wtf is your whistle gonna do?
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:52 am to
They shot a potential Mike! We need a tiger with a little fire in him'
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101974 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:53 am to
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A tourist has allegedly been mauled to death by three tigers in front of his wife and child, witnesses say.


Allegedly?
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6419 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 9:58 am to
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Darwin is in full swing there


Except for the part where he already had offspring.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35106 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 10:07 am to
Sounds like we found our next Mike
Posted by LSUMaverick
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1745 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 10:08 am to
And the poor tiger gets killed
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120021 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 10:09 am to
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Sucks he already procreated


This.
Posted by PSG
Member since Jan 2017
57 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 4:06 pm to
his daughter saw that ?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30526 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 4:11 pm to
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According to NDTV, the tiger was shot dead after attempts at frightening the animals away with firecrackers and water canons failed.


Should have thrown a gator in there. The tiger would have gone the wrong way.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 4:22 pm to
one time at a zoo I walked up on and startled a full grown African lion.

It was a slow day, not a lot of people. The only thing separating it from me was the glass. Wasn't like a normal zoo lion reaction. Jumped up very quick with an angry roar, like it was ready to go.

And I'll be honest, that glass wasn't comforting. I couldn't have been Daniel. Every word out of my mouth would have been God's name in vain.

Definite bunghole pucker moment.
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 4:26 pm to
Good riddance.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 4:46 pm to
In America there would be a multimillion dollar lawsuit pending because there weren't enough signs cautioning visitors about the dangers of entering a tiger enclosure.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72414 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 4:59 pm to
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I'm glad they didn't shoot the tigers.


Those tigers are lucky they aren't panthers.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114217 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 5:07 pm to
Seriously, I don't even feel bad for the dude. Non-domestic animals will non-domesticate. What that tiger did was his instinct.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/30/17 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

didn't want to pay admission to the zoo and thought he'd sneak in over the back fence.

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