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Yard Bird and Yard Egg (Annoying Food Words)

Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:05 pm
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29554 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:05 pm
Not sure why these two terms bother me so much, but both make me want to roll my eyes when someone is serving "yard bird" and bought the damn chicken at the grocery store, which was shipped from a processing facility.

Yard egg is another one. See it on menus now more and more and it's just a fun way to dress up a "boring" chicken egg.

Still annoys me

Any food words/terms that annoy you for no real reason?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34071 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:11 pm to
It drives me nuts when someone says chicken as ""shickon" as if that's the French or Cajun way to pronounce chicken. It's poulet dammit.

Also, rednecks saying cooshon-de-lait. It's Cochon-de-lait
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118228 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:24 pm to
People saying nom nom.

Grow up, you frickin retard. Speak English.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77725 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:27 pm to
"Call right now, you'll get right in"
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288119 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:31 pm to
jakabol
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4077 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

nom nom

For some reason this saying, be it spoken or written, irritates me. Why, I don't know. Same goes for the words "gnosh" and "maven".
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77850 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:31 pm to
Using "protein" instead of meat. "Locally sourced"
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118228 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:34 pm to
Gnosh I'm good with. It's Yiddish.

Maven reminds me of all the beer thread nerds who throw a royal shite fit when you say Ghost in the Machine tastes like a mango soaked in Clorox, and an orange rind you've wiped your arse with.
Posted by Degas
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Member since Jul 2010
11936 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:00 pm to
Chicken wings.

I'm talking about what most food places consider a "wing".

To me, this is a chicken wing...



If I order six wings, I want six fricking chicken wings, not three cut up into drumettes and wingettes calling each piece a "wing".
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
4077 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

Gnosh I'm good with. It's Yiddish.

I got curious and did an extensive, in-depth, 5-minute Google search. Apparently "maven" is also derived from Yiddish. Sensing a disturbing pattern here, I searched the origin of "nom nom". Turns out the phrase is generally attributed to none other than Cookie Monster, whose voice actor was Frank Oz, formerly known as Frank Oznowicz, son of a Jewish father who fought the Nazis.

I'm going to go drink some Miller Lites and say some prayers about my unintentional anti-semitism.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77725 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:31 pm to
Do you know what a hasa is, BR? A hasa is a Yiddish word for a pig that don't fly straight.

Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
23267 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:45 pm to
I get aggravated when someone says something is yummy..
Posted by Stadium Rat
Metairie
Member since Jul 2004
10079 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:02 pm to
If someone tells me they make a "killer" anything, I just think "No thanks".

And a dessert is "to die for". No, it isn't, sorry.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36534 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:05 pm to
IPA, Session beer, sous vide, al dente
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10646 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:07 pm to
Drives me nuts when someone invites us over for "BBQ" only to get there and find out they're doing it in the oven and then to top it off, drowning it in Kraft Original BBQ Sauce. You're not BBQ'ing mfer! You're baking chicken!
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Do you know what a hasa is, BR? A hasa is a Yiddish word for a pig that don't fly straight


I knew a guy named Frank once who was a hasa
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:10 pm to
Rustic must be hipster for I'm too fricking lazy to dice the vegetables.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77725 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:15 pm to
Me too. He owned Lopez Motors
Posted by Degas
2187645493 posts
Member since Jul 2010
11936 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

IPA, Session beer, sous vide, al dente

Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12537 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:59 pm to
"Grab" a drink
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