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Asking for advice on half-attractive old women
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:01 pm
Me and some buddies are at a shitty Days Inn and there are some older ladies at the pool. What should we do to smash?
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:02 pm to Pledge
buy magnum condoms and have one slip out your wallet
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:03 pm to Pledge
Ask them what they like to eat and bring them to a nice resturant.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:03 pm to Pledge
If I was staying at a shitty Days Inn, the only thing I'd smash is my head up against a concrete wall.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:03 pm to Pledge
Ask them how far down their titties hang
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:04 pm to Pledge
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What should we do to smash?
If you talk like this, then just go ahead and start up a circle jerk because its the only way you figs are getting any action
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:04 pm to Pledge
Let them know in no uncertain terms that you know how to make them feel young again. Confidence.
This post was edited on 5/29/16 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:04 pm to Pledge
Whip you dong out. Classic move. Shows dominance
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:06 pm to Pledge
quote:
Me and some buddies are at a shitty Days Inn and there are some older ladies at the pool. What should we do to smash?
Ask them if they like their butt holes to be licked. You will be fricking in no time.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:06 pm to Pledge
they liked to be charmed. So flatter them with compliments and pretend they are more good looking than what they are.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:06 pm to Pledge
frick this is a depressing post. Thanks for ruining my Memorial Day weekend a-hole.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:07 pm to Pledge
Offer up some coupons to Denny's.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:09 pm to Pledge
Invite them to your gay orgy
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:10 pm to Pledge
If you snag the Polident you won't have to worry about teeth getting in the way.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:10 pm to Pledge
Ask them if they want to hit up the early bird special with you at Golden Corral
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:10 pm to Pledge
Ask them if they want to come up to your room for some Arnold Palmers and some Murder She Wrote,
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:11 pm to CunningLinguist
Bring them to Waffle House
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:11 pm to Pledge
quote:
Me and some buddies are at a shitty Days Inn and there are some older ladies at the pool.
if you have to ask a message board then
quote:
to smash
is not happening
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:11 pm to Pledge
Pics?
Posted on 5/29/16 at 4:12 pm to Geaux23
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Pics?
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