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re: Your go-to office pranks

Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
58036 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:21 pm to
None because I'm not an immature, unprofessional hack. I actually have goals and aspirations,
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14366 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:26 pm to
Put a paperclip under a sheet of paper on the copier and make a few copies. Load those into the paper supply tray. Watch someone make copies and try to figure out where the paperclip that is appearing on their copy/printout is.

Peanut butter on the phone earpiece.

If a coworker leaves their computer unlocked, go make some creative autocorrect entries in Outlook or Word.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:33 pm to
They used to have magazines with the Russian mail order brides...a team mate made me a subscriber once...

Another guy was subscribed to intl male catalog...he didn't get it for a while
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14672 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:34 pm to
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11207 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:36 pm to
Years ago I disconnected the water feed line from the overflow pipe in our bathroom. I placed the lid on top of the line with it pointing at the back of whoever sat down. Our safety guy was a creature of habit and always stopped by there in the morning. When he flushed the toilet it blasted him in the back until he figured out what was causing it. Dude was not a happy camper.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16884 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:41 pm to
Ordering food.

Prankee- sandwich w/ no onions

Prankster - orders it with extra onions
Posted by GM
Baker
Member since May 2011
1062 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 6:02 pm to
Gorilla glue a coffee mug to their desk.



Then fill it with coffee.
Posted by Shenanigans
Spring Hill, TN
Member since Nov 2012
2394 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 6:07 pm to
Go into the control panel on their PC to reverse the way the buttons on their mouse work, what used to be left is now right.

Also slow down the scrolling speed of their mouse to the slowest possible setting.

Change their screensaver or PC background to a very questionable photo.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71669 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 6:33 pm to
I used to zip tie a febreeze spray and throw it into the next cubicle.

I'd also ductape the laser on the bottom of mouse.
Posted by jacquespene8
Nashville, TN
Member since Sep 2007
4156 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 8:16 pm to
You can change the monitor orientation of their computer. Set their screen upside down and the mouse goes the opposite of what they're used to. Pretty funny to watch them try to work that way.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11026 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 9:37 pm to
Ole reliable whoopie cushion before a big important meeting has stood me a good stead.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 9:39 pm to
Best prank I know of

Go to home depot and buy the longest heavy duty zip tie you can find. Needs to be at least 36".

Go under the prankee's vehicle and tighten the zip tie around the drive shaft and leave the excess hanging. You want the tie tight around the shaft and the more you have hanging extra the better.

When they go to drive they will hear tick, tick, tick as the end of the zip tie whips around and hits the bottom of their chassis. As they drive faster the tick speeds up, as they slow down it slows down.

I've done this to at least a dozen different people who brought their vehicle into a mechanic to find out what's wrong with it.

If you have company use vehicles do it to them. It's great when someone calls into the office asking who fricked up the truck, and you can hear the zip tie slapping as they're on the phone with you.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20459 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:14 pm to
Tape down the button on the phone handle carriage
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:17 pm to
Call in sick one day, then burn down your coworker's house
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35579 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:22 pm to
the ole tape under mouse trick gets 'em every time.

Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9955 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:31 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 10:39 pm
Posted by Rambler
NWA
Member since Jan 2011
1209 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:38 pm to
Remove the casters from his office chair, take them to the shop, have flats ground on all the rollers, then re-install them on his chair.

Remove the screws holding the handles on his desk drawers, then re-install the handles with double stick tape (and no screws).
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67273 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:50 pm to
Take all of the stuff from someone's desk (stapler, picture frames, coffee mug, ect) and place them inside the snack machine.
Posted by Rambler
NWA
Member since Jan 2011
1209 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 10:55 pm to
So, there was this guy in the office whose hair started falling out in clumps due to some disease, and he was always talking about how his doctor was trying to figure it out. Well, we used some mildly radioactive materials on that job site (but he was never around it). We got some other material that looked like the radioactive stuff, put radioactive markings on it, taped it to the bottom of his chair, then found a reason to get him to turn the chair over. The ensuing investigation caused us all to behave ourselves for several weeks.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6639 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 11:19 pm to
Upper Decker...daily.
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