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Married members of the OT, give a message to the single guys.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:54 am
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:54 am
Just tell them something about marriage they might not expect.
My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.
Alternately, her backside could be used to bake a small potato. Or at least continue the cocktail weenie roast currently going on.
My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.
Alternately, her backside could be used to bake a small potato. Or at least continue the cocktail weenie roast currently going on.
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Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:56 am to X123F45
This place gets fricking weird at night. I'm going to sleep.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:01 am to X123F45
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:09 am to X123F45
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My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.
Buy her some moisturizing foot socks
She puts lotion on her feet and wears the socks to bed to help keep her feet moisturized and soft. She has nicer feet, you don't have her cold feet touching you at night. Win, win.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:45 am to X123F45
whats your wife look like, if you dont mind me asking
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:46 am to X123F45
let's have the turkey burgers tonight
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 am to X123F45
Happily married for 13 years with three kids. Stay single until at least your 30's. Men change a lot from their 20's to 30's. Things that used to matter dont matter nearly as much in your 30's. You start to appreciate more meaningful relationships and you should have a good idea of who you are and what direction you will take your life in by your 30's.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 am to X123F45
Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:02 am to X123F45
RA'd for sticky
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:15 am to X123F45
Make sure she knows how to cook before you marry her. My wife can't and won't cook. Her mom doesn't cook either. Apparently grandma lived next door and cooked all the meals until she died. 
Going make my own sammich
Going make my own sammich
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:26 am to X123F45
Always use the incognito chrome browser. Nothing worse than your wife finding out about your weird fetishes via the internet browser.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:33 am to X123F45
Stay single and enjoy the freedom of doing whatever the hell u want to do. If u do get married, get a woman who will carry her own weight financially.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:25 am to X123F45
-when you have kids everything changes
-go to and be active in church
-buy a house
-eliminate car notes
-don't marry unless you and her like her family
-find a way to have wife stay home with kids
-be prepared to find life has greater joys then getting laid, and when that does happen, although less, it is still enjoyable
-go to and be active in church
-buy a house
-eliminate car notes
-don't marry unless you and her like her family
-find a way to have wife stay home with kids
-be prepared to find life has greater joys then getting laid, and when that does happen, although less, it is still enjoyable
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:31 am to X123F45
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Married members of the OT
sounds like death
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:31 am to X123F45
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First, look at her Mom. That is what she will look/act like in 20 years.
Second, make sure she can be your best friend. You going to need that to make things work for a life time together.
Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.
Fourth, Keep your dick in your pants once you get married. No strange, no matter what!
Always treat her like you want her to treat you.
I'm one month away from being married to my better half for 36 years. Still a work in progress.
This is pretty good. I'm on my 37th year.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:33 am to X123F45
Insist she doesn't cut her beautiful, long hair (you know, the hair that attracted you when she whipped it around on the beach that day, with the sun shining on her tan body) the day after the wedding. 
Tell her she has to keep it til 50.
Tell her she has to keep it til 50.Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:36 am to X123F45
BJ's will become a myth to you after ten years. You will think of them in the same way as unicorns.....you want to believe they exist but you never see them
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:41 am to X123F45
Get as many vacations in with your wife/gf as you can before you have kids.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:50 am to X123F45
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cocktail weenie
Sorry about the small junk
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:13 am to X123F45
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This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 2:59 pm
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