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Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:52 pm
Let's just say it involves ringing a door bell and not the kind you'll find on a house. Ding Dong!
Edit: I'm talking about a tongue venturing it's way to this chick's butt hole fwiw.
Edit: I'm talking about a tongue venturing it's way to this chick's butt hole fwiw.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 8:54 pm
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:54 pm to jrodslu
A stripper shite all over my friend, that right there is hard to top.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:55 pm to jrodslu
Does a buffet at the club count?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:56 pm to jrodslu
I woke up in a bathtub filled with ice, missing a kidney.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:01 pm to jrodslu
Don't let anyone tell you that glitter doesn't have a taste. It does have a taste, it taste like shame, regret, and sweat.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:02 pm to jrodslu
three words: Princeton, West Virginia
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:06 pm to jrodslu
Went to Crazy Horse 2 with a buddy who wanted to go on July 4th.
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:10 pm to jrodslu
Got period blood on my shirt in Stl. Looked like a red river going down my shirt.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:11 pm to jrodslu
At a bachelor party at tootsies in miami. This one jewish lawyer dude with the group goes back to the champagne room with a black chick who looked like she had an adam's apple. Anyway, dude comes back with a wet spot on his jeans where he JIHP. We were like 
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:20 pm to jrodslu
Went to The Clubhouse in Dallas. Had a big Indian (feather not dot) dude with us that had been pregaming for the past 12 hours. Lap dances occurred out on the floor around everyone, and he started walking up to each guy getting a dance and providing commentary. We were able to corral him, but then he started providing his own dances to a group of chicks there. Me and a buddy went up and grabbed him to get him out, and apparently it looked like we were fighting so the big arse ex-football bouncers threw me into a chair, I threw my hands up and yelled, "he's with us, we're just trying to get him out." Bouncer told me to go get the car and they'd have him out. We popped open the back of the Tahoe, and they threw him in like a sack of potatoes
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:22 pm to jrodslu
Didn't get a 1/4th stiffy the entire time, too busy laughing at Mexicans.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:33 pm to jrodslu
Went with my cousin to a strip club in Longview,TX. We were there early so the strippers were sitting down talking to us. The black stripper told me that she isn't going to stop at our table because black men don't tip. So when she came up I was throwing dollars at her. She got pissed. When I was walking off she hopped off the stage and started choking me. She got fired. Lol
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:40 pm to jrodslu
Got kicked out of Deja Vu for throwing some money at a stripper and yelling "make it rain, bitch". She was not amused. 
I was fricking slaughtered and did not mean any harm, was simply commentating my moves.
Had a tanked up bitch spill red wine all over us at Wild Orchid. She ripped all of the buttons off of the bachelors shirt during a half arse attempt at a lap dance, etc. I think all we got from that frickery were free passes.
I was fricking slaughtered and did not mean any harm, was simply commentating my moves. Had a tanked up bitch spill red wine all over us at Wild Orchid. She ripped all of the buttons off of the bachelors shirt during a half arse attempt at a lap dance, etc. I think all we got from that frickery were free passes.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:40 pm to jrodslu
I went to a strip club that appeared to be inside someones house. I don't remember the name of the town but it was somewhere in Alabama. Nothing really all that unusual happened other than the location being weird.
Saw a nice young lady put a beer bottle in her butthole, big end first... For free... That must count for something.
Saw a nice young lady put a beer bottle in her butthole, big end first... For free... That must count for something.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:06 pm to jrodslu
Back in 1971 in high school njrotc went down to New Orleans to March in a Mardi Gras parade during the morning. After we were done Commander said we could go to Bourbon street and check out things. Well we all still had our uniforms still on and walked by the Showbar club and the guy out front told us to come on in. We sat around the stage and low and behold. Fat and ugly strippers came out. Damn near spit my drink out. Needless to say finished that drink and hauled arse out of there.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:10 pm to jrodslu
Bathroom attendant robbed me at gunpoint. Obviously, this was in Mexico.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:15 pm to jrodslu
Two words...PINK CHICKEN
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:17 pm to jrodslu
Strip clubs suck.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:20 pm to jrodslu
Stripper put her hands down my sweater and took both boobs out of my bra without asking and without even chatting/dancing/etc with me beforehand. Literally just walks up and does it.
I'd be banned for life and possibly beaten by security if I did that to her.
Wasn't some "scarring" experience, but pissed me off.
I'd be banned for life and possibly beaten by security if I did that to her.
Wasn't some "scarring" experience, but pissed me off.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:24 pm to jrodslu
Waitress tipped herself $900 and brought me my regular bill which I tipped her like $50 on. Called the bank the next morning, and didn't have to pay a dime of any of it
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