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Im calling into work tomorrow

Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:48 pm
What should I use as my excuse to take off.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to
aids
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to
Your puppy is having kittens.
Posted by Broseph Barksdale
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to
leap second
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:50 pm to
What's the real reason?
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16756 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:50 pm to
Call in tired
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25632 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
Mud butt
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5150 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to
You now identify yourself as a non-white and deserve a day off to discover your new cultural background.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66026 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Exploratory surgery to determine your gender reveal party.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Mouth ulcers from sucking so much cock
Posted by vjp819
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Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Anal glaucoma.

This is the excuse I use when
"I can't see my arse going to work."
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to
Hops and barley fever
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to
You're having a sex change surgery and the liberal media is paying for it
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to
Tell them you got a DWHUA (driving while head up arse) and cop said you must stay home until you hear the loud pop of of your head being expelled.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:57 pm to
In hospital having an addedicktome.
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
PTO unless you are poor
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71584 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
Um, say I want to use a vacation day?
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3973 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

What should I use as my excuse to take off.


haha im doing the same thing. bastards told me i couldnt have the week off. went to the beach with friends for the 4th. they had the room all week. i came back for work today and it was hell so tomorrow im saying frick it and heading back to the beach.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39591 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:59 pm to
How about just take PTO since you know this is exctly what it's there for? I took a day off a few weeks ago so I could catch up on some shite I needed to do during work hours, which I did after I slept in and relaxed.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10179 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:01 pm to
Explosive diahrrea

Having an MRI to test for claustrophobia
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