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Im calling into work tomorrow
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:48 pm
What should I use as my excuse to take off.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:49 pm to Mud_Till_May
Your puppy is having kittens.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:51 pm to Mud_Till_May
You now identify yourself as a non-white and deserve a day off to discover your new cultural background.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Exploratory surgery to determine your gender reveal party.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Mouth ulcers from sucking so much cock
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Anal glaucoma.
This is the excuse I use when
"I can't see my arse going to work."
This is the excuse I use when
"I can't see my arse going to work."
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to Mud_Till_May
You're having a sex change surgery and the liberal media is paying for it
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:56 pm to Mud_Till_May
Tell them you got a DWHUA (driving while head up arse) and cop said you must stay home until you hear the loud pop of of your head being expelled.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:57 pm to Mud_Till_May
In hospital having an addedicktome.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
PTO unless you are poor
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
Um, say I want to use a vacation day?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:58 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
What should I use as my excuse to take off.
haha im doing the same thing. bastards told me i couldnt have the week off. went to the beach with friends for the 4th. they had the room all week. i came back for work today and it was hell so tomorrow im saying frick it and heading back to the beach.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 9:59 pm to Mud_Till_May
How about just take PTO since you know this is exctly what it's there for? I took a day off a few weeks ago so I could catch up on some shite I needed to do during work hours, which I did after I slept in and relaxed.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 10:01 pm to Mud_Till_May
Explosive diahrrea
Having an MRI to test for claustrophobia
Having an MRI to test for claustrophobia
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