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How often do you wear cologne?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:10 am
I've been married for a couple of decades and my wife keeps buying me new bottles of cologne at most gift giving occasions. I've still got the bottles of cologne she gave me when we were dating. And I hardly ever wear cologne.
So, a few questions:
- Who among you wear cologne to work on a regular basis?
- Should I interpret these gifts as a not so subtle hint that I stink?
- Or is it that she has some fantasy notion of what her husband should be like, and in her fantasy, her husband is a gorgeous model who wears cologne and sails a yacht every day?
So, a few questions:
- Who among you wear cologne to work on a regular basis?
- Should I interpret these gifts as a not so subtle hint that I stink?
- Or is it that she has some fantasy notion of what her husband should be like, and in her fantasy, her husband is a gorgeous model who wears cologne and sails a yacht every day?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:11 am to Jimbeaux
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my wife keeps buying me new bottles of cologne at most gift giving occasions
It's either one of two things:
1. She thinks you smell like arse.
2. She's fricking someone else.
Now that I think about it, it might be both.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:11 am to Jimbeaux
Never, I'm no longer 18
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 11:12 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:12 am to Jimbeaux
I wear it when I dress up for something. Suit, coat/tie, tux, jimmy hat.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:12 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
Or is it that she has some fantasy notion of what her husband should be like, and in her fantasy, her husband is a gorgeous model who wears cologne and sails a yacht every day?
prob this one
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:12 am to SabiDojo
quote:
It's either one of two things:
1. She thinks you smell like arse.
2. She's fricking someone else.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:12 am to Jimbeaux
I put one spritz on before drying off.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:13 am to vuvuzela
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Never, I'm no longer 18
This.....plus I shower everyday.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:13 am to BayouBengals03
if i go to a special occasion. A wedding, a funeral,a strip
club, a graduation, a ceremony, etc
club, a graduation, a ceremony, etc
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:14 am to Jimbeaux
When I rock a suit (or dress up), go out, or go on a date.
And one spray guys. One spray
And one spray guys. One spray
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 11:15 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:14 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
- Or is it that she has some fantasy notion of what her husband should be like, and in her fantasy, her husband is a gorgeous model who wears cologne and sails a yacht every day?
Probably just wants you to smell like the man she is having sex with...don't overthink it
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:14 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
So, a few questions:
- Who among you wear cologne to work on a regular basis?
- Should I interpret these gifts as a not so subtle hint that I stink?
- Or is it that she has some fantasy notion of what her husband should be like, and in her fantasy, her husband is a gorgeous model who wears cologne and sails a yacht every day?
Or she doesn't care enough to buy you a gift you actually like or use.
What's it like to be in a loveless marriage?
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 11:16 am
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:15 am to Jimbeaux
I'll put some on maybe 5 or 6 times a year.
It sounds like your wife just isnt very creative at giving gifts.
It sounds like your wife just isnt very creative at giving gifts.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:15 am to Wtodd
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quote:
Never, I'm no longer 18
This.....plus I shower everyday.
LOL, these fricking idiots
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:15 am to Jimbeaux
She just seems like a lazy, uncreative, unthoughtful gift giver. Cologne/perfume is the classic, "shite I can't think of anything to get... Ahh frickit gift". Although I can only imagine after 20 years of marriage, it's probably hard as hell to come up with something inspired to give.
How do I know this? I bought tons of perfume for various girlfriends over the years.
How do I know this? I bought tons of perfume for various girlfriends over the years.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:15 am to wheelr
but i would just tell my wife not to but me any more cologne.. mine always gets me guns for birthdays and christmas
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:16 am to Topwater Trout
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Probably just wants you to smell like the man she is having sex with
Without a doubt the correct answer.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:16 am to Jimbeaux
Some people suck at gift giving.. it's either cologne or a tie..
Posted on 6/22/15 at 11:17 am to CaptainsWafer
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I wear it when I dress up for something
This. Especially in the summer in the south - doesn't take long to break a sweat when wearing a suit in 90+ degree heat.
And no, I'm not fat.
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