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re: Which button would you press and why?

Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:32 pm to
Red because I would save a fortune on camo
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
52036 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:33 pm to
All of them at the same time and hope for the best.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17140 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:37 pm to
To be invisible.

I could have so much fun with that one.

Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5865 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:41 pm to
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Yellow would make you a billionaire and you would get laid all the time since you can actually understand what women are thinking and know what to say and when they want to bang.
Bingo
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24392 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:42 pm to
Yellow, only one that would really be profitable while also not landing you in some government laboratory

Red would be second, could rob all kinds of stuff, rest just seem like nothing more than parlor tricks
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86620 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
Red, you'd hardly ever have to pay for anything ever again. You're in every single sporting event you want. It may be a bit tricky but you can fly for free so long as you find a little corner to stand in where nobody will bump into you. Not that I would advocate for this, but you can essentially eat any meal you want for free.

Although it would be cool to hear other's thoughts. Also could be scary, what if people are talking crap
Posted by Chaos_Actual
Member since Mar 2015
431 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:45 pm to
Blue. I'm tempted to say yellow, but that would probably get old fast.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:45 pm to
Yellow

It has a direct correlation to aid in my becoming frick you rich for the rest of my life.
Posted by Mr President
Member since Jan 2015
93 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

This is 100% the right answer. I would also add that I would only pick this if others didn't know I had the power to read their mind.


You're retarded. Reading minds is a shite power, no one thinks coherently like they depict in the movies; it'd just be annoying and scattered as hell. Either gray or pink is the correct answer.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32946 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:50 pm to
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Red, you'd hardly ever have to pay for anything ever again. You're in every single sporting event you want. It may be a bit tricky but you can fly for free so long as you find a little corner to stand in where nobody will bump into you. Not that I would advocate for this, but you can essentially eat any meal you want for free.

Although it would be cool to hear other's thoughts. Also could be scary, what if people are talking crap


I'd go with yellow, but there could be some things that you wouldn't want to hear.

You don't always have to use it.
Posted by tiddlesmcdiddles
Lafayette, LA
Member since Apr 2013
1719 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

It has a direct correlation to aid in my becoming frick you rich for the rest of my life.


I'm sure there are plenty of ways you could become frick you rich if you could fly though. reality tv shows, energy drinks, clothing company contracts. and at the end of the day you could Fly like an eagle to the sea, Fly like an eagle, let the spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
5743 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:51 pm to
Im pushing red, then going full creep mode.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27246 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:55 pm to
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blue button. who gives a frick what anyone is thinking if you can fly


Word. Flying would be awesome, especially if I could fly at a pretty good speed. I don't give a shite what other people are thinking.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6891 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:56 pm to
Yellow
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:57 pm to
I can already fly


This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
1889 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:58 pm to
Probably yellow, assuming it'd be coherent and understandable. Most people don't "think" in articulate, narratives like in the Mel Gibson movie.

Besides using it to get laid and rich, you could harness it to create something like Minority Report, where you stop crime before it happens
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4676 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 3:00 pm to
The healing could be exploited for profit very easily.

Of the ones that would be useful for stealing money, the shapeshifting would be best assuming very small things were an option. The invisibility and phasing could more easily discovered and punished IMO.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 3:00 pm to
I don't think people would truly understand the affects of the ability to read thoughts.

You would in all likely hood be considered the embodiment of God.
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 3:02 pm
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

especially if I could fly at a pretty good speed


imagine the bugs and shite in your eyes,nose,mouth etc...
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86620 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 3:02 pm to
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Of the ones that would be useful for stealing money, the shapeshifting would be best assuming very small things were an option.


Explain this to me. What would you shapeshift into to steal money? Even you pretend you're a pen or something and get your way into a bank, you're still gonna have to somehow carry all the money out.

Which, btw, if you're wanting to steal stuff the whole "being invisible" thing seems like it'd be far easier.
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