How to Make My Dog Not Stink?

Try taking him to the groomer.

Beat him with an extension cord for stanking up the place

When my lab jumps in the water, he comes out smelling like shampoo for some reason. Only had three baths in his 7 years, and they for fleas

Call the cops?

First of all ask your vet.
I like to give my dogs a vinegar rinse after the bath. about 1 cup to 1 gallon of water. Rinse throughly with water then twice with vinegar mix. Jus sayin.

What food do you feed him?

Fabreeze. They claim it eliminates pet odor.

What are you feeding him?

spray him down with turpentine. roman soldiers used to soak their tired bodies in it...turpentine is made from fir trees sap. and if you bother to search, you'll find it was an old time remedy throughout the ages. and it can be drunk...only a tsp tho.

after time to dry, then wash with doggy suds and dry him.

OR, ,mix up baking soda, like 3-4 cups and water, and soak the pooch. baking soda is known to absorb odors. anyways....let the baking soda dry, then rinse the pooch off with warm water and dry.

you could try bentonite clay, it will also absorb odors, use it like the baking soda


the end

He's a dog... He likes to stink.