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Central Colombia woman grows potato in vagina in contraception attempt

Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:12 pm
Posted by carbola
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:12 pm
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hocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda have discovered a potato growing inside a patient’s vagina, local media reported on Wednesday.

The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week.

The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” said the unnamed patient.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts.

When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.

The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
IWHI
Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
822 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
What in the actual frick.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to
Probably smells like fish and chips.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68534 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:14 pm to
That's an old urban legend told around hospitals for decades.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

American teenagers in the mid 20th century began a craze which involved using carbonated beverages to clean out the vagina after intercourse. Coca Cola douching was well documented in the 1950s
Posted by mikeytig
NE of Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2007
7121 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:16 pm to
tmi
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
WYEI?
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20324 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
Tossing potato salad
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19747 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to
There's a comment regarding a potato with cheese and sour cream in there somewhere.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124778 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to
I need to see pics of this...pretty hard to believe.


Like some sort of Groot erotica
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71614 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to
I think this is one of those things I'm waiting on Snopes to cover.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:21 pm to
pics?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

Shocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda


Truly a live Honda Odyssey.
Posted by UnoMe
Here
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:34 pm to
Wow arseinclarse is gonna be some kinda mad at you.



Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:42 am to
Pics?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 5:57 am to
Pics?

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 6:02 am to
You say potato, I say vagina.
Posted by Leonard Threenette
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Posted on 10/3/14 at 7:14 am to
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 7:16 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
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41844 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 7:27 am to
Who wants chunky mashed potatos?
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