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Wife suing condo complex because a swan killed her husband
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:30 am
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:30 am
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:31 am to MSTiger33
I guess the husband told the swan to stop looking at him?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:33 am to MSTiger33
And the ugly duckling grew into a beautiful swan and began to systematically hunt down and murder those who had laughed at him.
The End.
The End.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:33 am to MSTiger33
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:35 am to MSTiger33
What a crazy way to go out. I think i would of chicken choked the shite outta that thing and used its carcass to stay afloat.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:35 am to MSTiger33
Ban swans!
Seriously, a man gets killed by a swan? I'm thinking he actually commited suicide because he couldn't bear telling his wife he was actually gay.
A swan?
Seriously, a man gets killed by a swan? I'm thinking he actually commited suicide because he couldn't bear telling his wife he was actually gay.
A swan?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:36 am to MSTiger33
Frickin lawyers!
(Killed by a swan? Who knew??)
(Killed by a swan? Who knew??)
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:36 am to MSTiger33
RIP but 
IMO people should be required to learn how to swim. If it were me in that lake, the swan would have been in a fight to the death with me (triathlon/mass swim starts).
IMO people should be required to learn how to swim. If it were me in that lake, the swan would have been in a fight to the death with me (triathlon/mass swim starts).
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:41 am to MSTiger33
That sucks.
I, like all the other bad asses in here, would have fought it to the death. Howevr, I think a lot of you fail to realize how big, vicious, and territorial they are. Then, give it the home field advantage of water. Okay now you are in a panic... it's over before you really realized what was going on.
Sad.
I, like all the other bad asses in here, would have fought it to the death. Howevr, I think a lot of you fail to realize how big, vicious, and territorial they are. Then, give it the home field advantage of water. Okay now you are in a panic... it's over before you really realized what was going on.
Sad.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 am to MSTiger33
I'm guessing his tombstone will read: Biggest Pussy Ever.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 am to MSTiger33
they are like pit bulls with feathers
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 am to MSTiger33
Was it a black swan?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 am to MSTiger33
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a swan killed her husband
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Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:50 am to MSTiger33
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Anthony Hensley drowned in April 2012 after being attacked by a swan while working for his job with Knox Swan and Dog.
da fuq
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:01 pm to MSTiger33
My best friend's dad has a pond in front of his house we used to swim in that had a vicious swan named "Ceasar." We would play this game where two of us would distract him on one side of the pier while another would jump into to the water from the other side and swim to a floating tire that was anchored ab 20 feet away, touch it then try to swim back to the pier before Cesar attacked. One day our buddy dale only made it about halfway back before Cesar cut him off. He tried swimming underwater but couldn't get low enough and this damn bird was just letting him have it. We were in tears laughing when Dale popped out of the water, grabbed Cesar by the neck, and started yelling " I GOTTA KILL IT" I GOTTA KILL IT!!!" I've never laughed harder in my life. The damn thing finally stopped attacking and swam away but Dale had bite and scratch marks all over the top of his head and forehead. Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Cesar finally met his match in an alligator ab 3 years later but his legend lives on.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:06 pm to MSTiger33
Imagine getting to heaven and having to explain that you were killed by a fricking swan. Can't think of a more puss way to go.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:29 pm to MSTiger33
I was attacked by a goose last month at a condo complex while minding our own business. Apparently the complex completely supports (posted in writing) having the 2 geese and a flock of Muscovy ducks. Was laughing as it was biting my pants leg but I had 2 five year olds with me and it was quite scary for them. Could see the complex being sued had one of the kids gotten seriously hurt. Or worse fallen in some water and drowned; which there was water nearby.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:40 pm to MSTiger33
A mute swan. Sneaky bastards.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 12:56 pm to MSTiger33
Ms. Swan?
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