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re: First Child due in 4 weeks, Legitimate Question

Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:57 am to
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:57 am to
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it doesn't stink till they start eating real food


I have heard...not looking forward to that at all.
Posted by LSUBham
On the wagon.
Member since Dec 2007
25566 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:57 am to
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just fyi so you don't freak


Hey, are you having a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, make sure you put a washcloth over him when you take the diaper off.
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22373 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:57 am to
if you have balls, no...

early on when all they drink is milk, it's not bad at all... but when the baby food starts it gets more difficult.

honestly, it doesn't bother at all.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83695 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:57 am to
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not looking forward to that at all.


it is the funniest thing ever watching a baby poo solid though

just hilarious
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8641 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:58 am to
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Sir Drinksalot


Word, my wife is a peds nurse and will get hooked up on formula, but is still planning to breastfeed.

She better, we just dropped $250 on a pump
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8641 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:58 am to
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Hey, are you having a boy or a girl?


girl
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:58 am to
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I told my wife that apparatus was staying in the garage.


Smart man, put it close to the door though, 20 degrees with nothing but shorts on is frickin cold.
Posted by BrentED
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2007
2216 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:59 am to
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Breastfed babies don't stink that bad. They do have more blow outs though


This and when they start eating real food the shite is terrible. It will stink up an entire half of your house sometimes.

Congrats on the kid. That's part of the joys. Enjoy it.
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28326 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:59 am to
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we just dropped $250 on a pump
return it, rent one from the hospital. trust me.


formula diapers are horrible. So is formula spit up.


Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25000 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:59 am to
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Does it make you gag every time?


After three kids and six years i will still gag every now and then. My youngest is 2 and still in diapers and let me tell you that little girl can release some evil.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28083 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:59 am to
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girl


bless your soul
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8641 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
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TexasTiger05


Noted.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1253 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
Boys you have to scrape it off their balls

Girls you have to dredge it out their vaginas

you will probably throw up at least once

I never have, but damn I've come close

Enjoy!
Posted by CidCock
Member since Sep 2007
Member since Feb 2011
8641 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
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CurDog


You're telling me...
Posted by EarthwormJim
Member since Dec 2005
10063 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
Also baby diarrhea is the most pungent smelling thing in the world. That shite burns your nose hair.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21732 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
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it doesn't stink till they start eating real food

my daughter (8 months) has just started, and they are god awful



This is true.


If you don't want to gag, I wouldn't open any bottles found under the car seat, behind the bed, or anywhere it has had time to spoil. Toss em.
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22373 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
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She better, we just dropped $250 on a pump


our insurance policy paid for a breast pump... and it's not like we had great coverage or anything... might be worth looking into for possible reimbursment.
Posted by LSUBham
On the wagon.
Member since Dec 2007
25566 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:00 am to
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It's SO tough in the beginning. She will want to quit a few times. But Make it through 2 months and it'll be easy.


Truth ... actually once I got through a month, we were good.

quote:

Encourage her and throw out all the free formula they send you.


Actually it's good to hang on to that for emergencies. Or to supplement with as they get older.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25000 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:01 am to
I think the worst is when it is a little wet and it creeps up out of the top of the diaper and up their back and onto their clothes. Go to take the diaper off and there is shite everywhere
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83695 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:01 am to
babies are evil man

they will drop this disgusting green, watery/solid turd, then while you are gagging, sweating, trying to hold it together, they will kick their feet in their own shite, sling it around, mash it on you, then laugh in your face

evil little creatures
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