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re: First Child due in 4 weeks, Legitimate Question

Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:17 am to
Posted by CidCock
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:17 am to
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Not if you don't be a big pussy about it. You just do it


Thanks for the input.

Obviously, I can and will do it. Just wanted opinions on how bad it is.

Posted by LSUBham
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:24 am to
You'll be fine. I'd say the first one is probably the worst.

Oh, and the explosive ones. But eventually you just laugh and get on with it. I've stuck baby Bham in the tub a few times and hosed him off with the really bad ones.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:24 am to
Only if you're a pussy. Legitimate answer. It's baby poop. Get over it
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:25 am to
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my wife has had problems for 8 months now, every week she gets clogged up and has had mastitis twice, and had latching issues for the first 3 months



Wow, luckily my wife hasnt had those kinds of issues. We are 6 months in and shes still rolling.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:25 am to
the first time you have a blow out when you are shopping or at a restaurant is the best
Posted by fishfighter
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:26 am to
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Does it make you gag every time?


Hell yes. Even changed one on the grandson and it still did.
Posted by LSUBham
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:27 am to
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the first time you have a blow out when you are shopping or at a restaurant is the best


My favorite was the time we were at the beach.
Posted by CidCock
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:27 am to
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Only if you're a pussy. Legitimate answer. It's baby poop. Get over it


Thanks, I've never experienced. Sorry for asking a question that others are more equipped to answer than I.
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:28 am to
The diapers for the first couple of days are really gross, but they dont smell. Then they get liquidy and they arent too bad. Now that he is eating solids, they are raunchy, but they gotta be changed. Ive never gagged, but there have been times where ive said "Gezuz man...what did you eat!"
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:29 am to
You haven't lived until you have emptied your entire car looking for stuff to wipe an arse with.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:29 am to
Seriously, if the baby poop bothers you that much that you gag then I'd like see a vid of what happens when you change a diaper once they start eating real food

Posted by Kracka
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:30 am to
Mostly no, but every so often, they really make a nice smelly, chunky shite, and I feel the vomit coming up.
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:30 am to
You'll be totally fine. You get used to it, and once your used to one kind of poop another one comes due to your kid eating something else like solids. But once they start with meat your diaper bin is going to smell like the third ring of hell.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:31 am to
Oh and another thing is quite funny/weird. I get more grossed out when I get my own shite on my fingers, than I do when I get my kids shite on my hands when cleaning him.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:31 am to
here is the text I just got my from wife:

"She just spit up like so much. All over my pillow and our our bed. It's in my hair and I just showered. It is everywhere. Hope you're having a good morning."

Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:31 am to
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Ive never gagged, but there have been times where ive said "Gezuz man...what did you eat!"


The best are when my daughter is backed up for a day and wifey gives her prunes. Then I get diaper dooty.
Posted by CidCock
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:32 am to
By that time, hopefully I will have developed a tolerance.

I have just never handled another human's waste before. I have cleaned up for a dog before, but never wiped it off of him.
Posted by LSUBham
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:32 am to
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You haven't lived until you have emptied your entire car looking for stuff to wipe an arse with.





I have a friend who's kid let one rip so bad she could hear and smell it from the other room. Her husband ran past her on his way outside going "Not it, Not it, Not it!"
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:32 am to


Thats great.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:32 am to


My wife called this morning and said my daugher woke up "Daaaadddddyyyyy....poopy daddy! poopy daddy!!"

Sorry I missed it
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 9:35 am
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