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re: First Child due in 4 weeks, Legitimate Question
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to lowspark12
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to lowspark12
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our insurance policy paid for a breast pump... and it's not like we had great coverage or anything... might be worth looking into for possible reimbursment.
mine covers $0....sucks.
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to CidCock
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You're telling me...
i am.
i have two aliens, one is 16 the other is two and they act just like their mother
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to TexasTiger05
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we just dropped $250 on a pump
return it, rent one from the hospital. trust me.
For sure ... At least for the first couple of weeks, until you know everything's going well and she's going to stick with it.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to lowspark12
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our insurance policy paid for a breast pump... and it's not like we had great coverage or anything... might be worth looking into for possible reimbursment.
That's true, you could keep it and get reimbursed. However, I'd really consider renting one from the hospital. They're waaay better than anything you'd buy retail.
and, like Bham said, the first month of bf is difficult but once you got it down then you're gravy.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to LSUBham
I threw mine out bc I was weak and I knew I would take the easy way out if I could 
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:03 am to CidCock
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Does it make you gag every time?
Manshit smells worse than baby poop, but you don't gag every time you take a dump, do you? Changing your kid's diapers is a good thing for dads to do–plus, after you get divorced, you can tell chicks you know how to change diapers, if the subject comes up–and chicks really get off on that shite. Could get you laid more often.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:04 am to Salmon
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they will drop this disgusting green, watery/solid turd, then while you are gagging, sweating, trying to hold it together, they will kick their feet in their own shite, sling it around, mash it on you, then laugh in your face
I'm excited, nervous, and sad at same time. I hate to give up my freedom, but I guess it's about that time. I don't want to be 45 with a toddler
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:05 am to CidCock
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I don't want to be 45 with a toddler
there is nothing wrong with this
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:06 am to TexasTiger05
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the first month of bf is difficult but once you got it down then you're gravy.
I wish
my wife has had problems for 8 months now, every week she gets clogged up and has had mastitis twice, and had latching issues for the first 3 months
never been so proud of her for sticking with it though
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:06 am to CidCock
I got used to it after a few weeks.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:06 am to Sir Drinksalot
Between work and him starting solid foods, my production dropped when baby Bham hit 9 months and he started waking up in the middle of the night hungry; so I'd nurse him before bed, and then give him a bottle with a little formula so that he wouldn't wake up hungry in the middle of the night.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:10 am to CidCock
As others said, you get used to it, BUT every once in a while, they will drop something that smells like they ate shite, puked it up, ate it again, then shite it out.
BE WARE !!!
BE WARE !!!
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:10 am to Salmon
quote:go Mrs Salmon, that's serious dedication
never been so proud of her for sticking with it though
My first took about 3 months till we found our stride. My daughter was a crazed shark from birth, so she was much easier.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:11 am to CidCock
They aren't that bad, and prior to my son being born 6 months ago id never even seen a diaper.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:12 am to TexasTiger05
They may not let you return the pump, even if it's unopened/never been used. Some places are really picky about "personal" items like that. (I remember the place I purchased mine had a no-return on any breast pumps or parts, so I had to be sure that's the one I wanted before purchase.)
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:12 am to lsuhunt555
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They aren't that bad, and prior to my son being born 6 months ago id never even seen a diaper.
Great to hear.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:13 am to TexasTiger05
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never been so proud of her for sticking with it though
go Mrs Salmon, that's serious dedication
Agreed! My SiL ran into all kinds of issues with her second. I think at one point she had to only eat boiled chicken breast and lettuce because of yeast issues.
Baby Bham struggled at first because he was jaundiced and didn't have the energy ... once we got past that it didn't take long for us to find our stride.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:13 am to CidCock
Not if you don't be a big pussy about it. You just do it.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:14 am to CidCock
they will shite out of their diaper too. that happens a good bit at first. My daughter is 10mo and still happens pretty much every time she shits. Good times
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:17 am to CidCock
I've never had a problem with it, bro. The only time I got grossed out was the first time I had to clean poo out of a baby gina... What a mess.
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