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re: First Child due in 4 weeks, Legitimate Question
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:34 am to SaintLSUnAtl
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:34 am to SaintLSUnAtl
The other day, he was bouncing then he stopped to poo. Wife looks at me and says "You want it?" I told her to take it. Turns out it was basically a nugget. An hour later, he drops the real deal and she looks at me and says "Ive already had my turn today." It was a gross one.
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:35 am to CidCock
I used to hold my breath. You get used to it after some months though. It was easy with my son, but when I had to change my daughter, I use to use half of a pack of baby wipes every time because you have to be more cautious with baby girls. I hated it.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:35 am to CidCock
My daughter is 2 months old and I have not changed a shitty diaper.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:35 am to CidCock
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I have cleaned up for a dog before, but never wiped it off of him
My dog eats EVERYTHING and sometimes a turd will get stuck on the way out and she FREAKS OUT. I have to find a stick to try to knock it off 
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:37 am to lsuhunt555
yeah, that sucks. You have to pick your battles.
The best are when they poop and you smell it after they have bouncing on their arse for five minutes.
The best are when they poop and you smell it after they have bouncing on their arse for five minutes.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:38 am to Hacker
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My daughter is 2 months old and I have not changed a shitty diaper.
I don't think my wife would go for that.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:38 am to SaintLSUnAtl
If by best you mean worst, then yes they are the best.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:39 am to CidCock
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Does it make you gag every time?
Poop in the hospital is more like tar and doesn't smell. Its really not bad while they are on a liquid diet.
But that first one on baby food..... Hole. E. Sheet.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:40 am to lsuhunt555
Yeah, the worst. They know it too. I'll pick her up and she gets this little smile and I'm like "You little a-hole". Brings meaning to the term shite eating grin
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:41 am to CidCock
Well, my wife doesn't work so we have come to an agreement that if she gets to stay home then I don't have to change shitty diapers. It's worked out so far.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:44 am to CidCock
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We have a "Diaper Genie". I told my wife that apparatus was staying in the garage.
We have one from our first child. Hardly used it since we had it in the nursery/playroom upstairs and we slept downstairs. Now with child 2 we are upstairs and it is in out bedroom. It works pretty well. But still most diaper changes are downstairs.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:48 am to CidCock
if you're having a boy, make sure you're quick with the cleanup
whenever fresh air hit my son's junk it was like a "time to pee" button was pressed and he would just start pissing everywhere.
the faster you clean up, the faster you get the new diaper on there to block that stream.
whenever fresh air hit my son's junk it was like a "time to pee" button was pressed and he would just start pissing everywhere.
the faster you clean up, the faster you get the new diaper on there to block that stream.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:50 am to CidCock
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:54 am to Hacker
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Well, my wife doesn't work so we have come to an agreement that if she gets to stay home then I don't have to change shitty diapers. It's worked out so far.
Good luck with that working out for 2-3 years. My wife quit her job as well but I never intended to not change diapers. Wait till your kid is around 2 or so and watch him/her for a few hours while your wife leaves. You'll understand she works much harder than you do
Plus my wife is preggers now so I'm gonna be working double duty in a few months when she gets pregger belly
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:55 am to Ash Williams
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if you're having a boy, make sure you're quick with the cleanup
whenever fresh air hit my son's junk it was like a "time to pee" button was pressed and he would just start pissing everywhere.
the faster you clean up, the faster you get the new diaper on there to block that stream.
Super
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:55 am to CidCock
Cid, what day is your wife due? Son is due Mar 9 (roughly 4 weeks). I too have zero experience in changing a diaper.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:55 am to mt1
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It's your child, you get used to it pretty quickly.
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:57 am to BallHawk
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BallHawk
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:57 am to BallHawk
I had never changed one till my daughter was born. You learn real quick, I promise
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:58 am to CidCock
Where y'all delivering? That kid can't get here soon enough lol. Wife is getting miserable.
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