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re: Role Models (2008)
Posted on 6/5/12 at 9:48 am to tylerdurden24
Posted on 6/5/12 at 9:48 am to tylerdurden24
another good one...
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I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization
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Posted on 6/5/12 at 9:52 am to Prominentwon
i like when she shows the step dad the hot dog trick and he pushes it back in and they do a little chuckle/flirting
i always crack up
i always crack up
Posted on 6/5/12 at 9:53 am to Pilot Tiger
Kids- "Your the guy who has Crabs!"
Wheeler- "I don't have crabs, Ronnie what've you been telling these guys?"
Ronnie- "You got Crabs"
always gets me
Wheeler- "I don't have crabs, Ronnie what've you been telling these guys?"
Ronnie- "You got Crabs"
always gets me Posted on 6/5/12 at 9:53 am to Tiger1242
quote:
I am a huge nerd for wanting to participate in one of those fantasy battles?
No man, I would for sure do that, at least once
Posted on 6/5/12 at 10:11 am to Tiger1242
Great movie, always underrated. Some of the good quotes have already been posted.
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Gayle Sweeny: Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Gayle Sweeny: Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Posted on 6/5/12 at 10:11 am to Tiger1242
I would also and I'd be super embarrassed when some pimple faced snot kills me in the first three seconds.
Posted on 6/5/12 at 10:15 am to alajones
Cause youre standing over there
and youre standing over there
and i dont know which way is up!
and youre standing over there
and i dont know which way is up!
Posted on 6/5/12 at 10:55 am to 20symbolsisnotenoug
My favorite part is when the over zealous guy who has a thing for lynch makes his move on her (during credits?)
Gayle: "Sure, Martin. I just hope we're talking pasta and not pussy."
Martin: "Well, I was talking about two adults having some pasta, and, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy. Call it out there. I mean, what are we after here?"
Gayle: "Sure, Martin. I just hope we're talking pasta and not pussy."
Martin: "Well, I was talking about two adults having some pasta, and, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy. Call it out there. I mean, what are we after here?"
Posted on 6/5/12 at 11:15 am to tylerdurden24
You're the king, Wheeler. The King.
Posted on 6/5/12 at 11:58 am to Prominentwon
I'm here to help this thread (the ones I could find)...
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I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.
Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?
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- If it isn't Mr. bullshite and Dr. I'm-full-of-shite.
- In what way are we full of shite?
- Which one of us has the Ph. D?
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You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine.
You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler: What'd you have for dinner?
Rudd: Was it cocaine?
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Cause youre standing over there
and youre standing over there
and i dont know which way is up!
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"While I have you in my personal space here...."
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-Shutup Daredevil
-Why am i Ben Afleck?
-You white, you Ben Afleck
-That's true, I am white.
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Rudd's scene with the LARPers in the restaurant was great.
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school boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fricked her.
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I like to rock and roll all night and part of every day. I usually have errands
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I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization
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i like when she shows the step dad the hot dog trick and he pushes it back in and they do a little chuckle/flirting
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You're the king, Wheeler. The King.
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Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:14 pm to CocomoLSU
some of the best parts about the quotes is the timing between rudd and scott
(i.e. the PhD scene)
(i.e. the PhD scene)
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:16 pm to CocomoLSU
I also like the scene where the step dad takes the kid's chair and tips it up to rest against the table after he excused himself from supper.
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:26 pm to RedHawk
Really funny movie that doesnt get much love
I also dont get the ronnie hate. He was hilarious IMO
I also dont get the ronnie hate. He was hilarious IMO
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:29 pm to wildtigercat93
quote:because he is not funny.
I also dont get the ronnie hate.
Kids are rarely funny in movies anyway, guess it has to do with knowing every single thing they say is completely scripted and written for them. At least guys like Rudd are funny IRL and do a good bit of writing/improvising their lines.
It sorta reminds me of those celebrity roasts. Some of the comedians are funny, but when a celeb gets up there and starts telling jokes, it's not funny because they obviously didnt write any of it
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:44 pm to Prominentwon
This movie always gets incredibly underrated. I loved it.
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:48 pm to Jcorye1
top 5 comedies for me, without question
"Oh, look! They have chicken fingers. I'm going to run a train on these chicken fingers. I'm going to be all like num num num num num!"
"Oh, look! They have chicken fingers. I'm going to run a train on these chicken fingers. I'm going to be all like num num num num num!"
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:49 pm to EventHorizon
quote:
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Best part of this movie.
I always think about it when I drink Starbucks in my office building. My gf is so annoyed that I always quote it.
This post was edited on 6/5/12 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:53 pm to wildtigercat93
quote:
He was hilarious IMO
I dont drink juice.....BBIAAAAAAAAATCH
Posted on 6/5/12 at 12:53 pm to wildtigercat93
quote:
I also dont get the ronnie hate. He was hilarious IMO
"OMG hahah a little kid said a curse word!"
Its like when people think Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is funny. Shock value is just not funny when someone says something dirty and you're not used to it. See: Bob Saggett standup.
Posted on 6/5/12 at 1:01 pm to TheCaterpillar
There are as many women as there are men in this world. And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it.
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